matthewTStanton
Joined Nov 2013
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Great mixture of fantasy ,horror and nudity for any fan of this genre
This is a good film , but it is barely watchable due to bad lighting, high grain level , too much fog and lens blur.
The sound is also horrible and the score is horrible..it sounds like it was done on a cheap synth .
The plot is thin but it has lots of action, monsters and killing , The deaths are good enough and the birds and quite tasty .
The acting is decent.
These type of sword and wizard films from the 80s are really cool Well worth a watch if you wack up the contrast, lower the brightness, raise the sharpness, use every thing your tv has to improve the picture....
The sound is also horrible and the score is horrible..it sounds like it was done on a cheap synth .
The plot is thin but it has lots of action, monsters and killing , The deaths are good enough and the birds and quite tasty .
The acting is decent.
These type of sword and wizard films from the 80s are really cool Well worth a watch if you wack up the contrast, lower the brightness, raise the sharpness, use every thing your tv has to improve the picture....
A UK video nasty, which is of absolutely no consequence because the UK film board were a load of old farts ...
Anyway....when i first started watching i had high hopes , the first kills were really good and the gore looked good .
Pretty much the next ten minutes involes saggy breast, a lot of snogging and semi naked hairy bodies The next 50 mins is a horrendous and boring Crap deaths ,no nudity ,bad acting , bad cinematography, horrible music .
I wanted to fast foward but i always watch a film to the end no matter how bad ..and believe me this was bad.
The picture quality is also terrible i cant see anyone cleaning up the print or remastering this rubbish .
Pretty much the next ten minutes involes saggy breast, a lot of snogging and semi naked hairy bodies The next 50 mins is a horrendous and boring Crap deaths ,no nudity ,bad acting , bad cinematography, horrible music .
I wanted to fast foward but i always watch a film to the end no matter how bad ..and believe me this was bad.
The picture quality is also terrible i cant see anyone cleaning up the print or remastering this rubbish .
This film starts of with a terrible song playing through the titles ...that is just totally out of place for a horror film . This is not a spoiler !!! A man is cheating on his wife with some woman across town ,after doing the deed he gets a taxi home and ends up getting dropped off by in the wrong part of town and it is pouring with rain...
He shelters in a doorway but is soon let in an old building by a man who then makes him coffee and reveals he is a mortician.
The Mortician proceeds to tell the man 4 terrible stories that have no twist and virtually no plot , there is no horror at all.
The acting , sets , effects ,music and story are awful Nothing in this film makes any sence , production must of cost around £100 .
I love 70s horror and anthology horror but this is just plain terrible.
The sleeve art work is good.
The Mortician proceeds to tell the man 4 terrible stories that have no twist and virtually no plot , there is no horror at all.
The acting , sets , effects ,music and story are awful Nothing in this film makes any sence , production must of cost around £100 .
I love 70s horror and anthology horror but this is just plain terrible.
The sleeve art work is good.