smeglinm

I question anyone who gave this a peer rating. This was a fantastic, weird, strange and well written dark comedy / horror series. This was by far my favorite Cortney cox character! The progression of a normal(ish) family casually losing its grip on reality and becoming dysfunctional, was just awesome. So many laugh out loud moments, which were usually following some jump scare. This is labeled as a horror, but to be honest, it's way more of a dark comedy than horror. There were many scenes that would get your attention and make you jump tho. I love all the throwbacks to other horror movies. I was able to pick out throwbacks from rosemary's baby, poltergeist, exorcist, scream, the ring and a few others.

I mean c'mon... how does ANYONE give this series more than 2 stars? A town with a casino, nudy bar, military base with tens of millions in a secret vault, an airport, huge drug manufacturing factories, the countries largest skinhead Nazi gang. Amish community, an Indian reservation with the most dangerous Indian terrorists, European crime lords, south American drug cartels and only a 4 person police dept? All the carnage and not a single fire truck or ambulance to be found... an ex-con who assumes a life as a sheriff and apparently falls into bed with every pin-up model cast (literally lost count) i felt like i was watching a youporn movie! Every single time another hot female character hit the screen, Hood immediately starts having sex with them. Was so predictable. Apparently, everyone has nine lives and somehow magically survives thousands of punches to the face with pipes and wood beams and only ends up with a little blood on their lip, wounds also apparently heal over night. No one seems effected by bullets, stab wounds and whatever else they wrote into the script. Automatic rifles galore, thousands of rounds firing at the person who is running away but never gets hit... hope you like story-time folks, because before any hit is about to be completed, you get to watch the guy with the gun who has the other guy deat-to-rights tell a romantic story about "yesterday" and how disappointed they are in them, but the story only lasts long enough to allow the guy to get away... the writing is such a joke. It's the most ridiculously written far fetched series i've ever seen. Lost count on how many plot holes there were and how many illogical choices were made under the reality of the show. This is simply an action series for people with low standards who have a difficult time following more complex plots.

I seriously question the standards of anyone giving this flop more than 1 star rating. Every single M. Night Shyamalan movie fails and creating a tight plot. No surprise that another M. Night Shyamalan movie is garbage. More plot holes than a block of swiss cheese. Horrendous acting, miserable writing and cheesy script. Did I mention the embarrassingly horrendous acting from every single character in this "movie"...? How or why M. Night Shyamalan keeps producing movies on the big screen is beyond me- just so many plot holes and poorly written scenes. M. Night Shyamalan seriously needs to hang up the writing / directing of movies, he's not good at it.