dwyerdorrington
Joined Mar 2014
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Who writes this complete and utter garbage. The plot is boring, the characters are nauseating and the settng is grim (and not in a good way). It doesn't help that they apparently didn't learn to keep their traps shut when it comes to which way they swing, if you know what I mean. Regardless, this is the epitome of human waste contained in a doggy bag, through into a reopened grave, filled with pictures of kittens tears, then set on fire! Terrible.
Cons: Bad script. Bad writing. Annoying characters. Phoned in acting. Nonsensical.
Pros: The Cinema photography
I start by saying my son has seen the last 3 of these movies, and while I thought they were terrible, they were tolerable and mindless popcorn silliness. He enjoyed them and I enjoyed him enjoying them. Job done.
This on the other hand was complete garbage. Yohannson's (?l) character has a redemption arch that comes out of nowhere (if only her real life counter part had the same epiphany - doubtfull) and Yohannson herself phones in a pathetic, generic show. The family are so annoying that I am on the verge of using the word 'hate' only I realize they are fictional characters. Who dies is predictable from within 10mins. Who lives (which is also predictable as quick) you'll wish dies. My son (bless his immature heart) loved the last 3 movies. Diplomatically, when asked if he liked it, he nodded slightly and said it was 'fun......and gross'!!! The last one he bounced up and down on the couch afterwards. A LOT worse than the last one is crazy!!! Truely crazy. If you want thIs to be the last jurassic movie made........take your kid to see it. It will turn him off!! DON'T take him if you want him to have a long lasting love of everything Dino! X.
Pros: The Cinema photography
I start by saying my son has seen the last 3 of these movies, and while I thought they were terrible, they were tolerable and mindless popcorn silliness. He enjoyed them and I enjoyed him enjoying them. Job done.
This on the other hand was complete garbage. Yohannson's (?l) character has a redemption arch that comes out of nowhere (if only her real life counter part had the same epiphany - doubtfull) and Yohannson herself phones in a pathetic, generic show. The family are so annoying that I am on the verge of using the word 'hate' only I realize they are fictional characters. Who dies is predictable from within 10mins. Who lives (which is also predictable as quick) you'll wish dies. My son (bless his immature heart) loved the last 3 movies. Diplomatically, when asked if he liked it, he nodded slightly and said it was 'fun......and gross'!!! The last one he bounced up and down on the couch afterwards. A LOT worse than the last one is crazy!!! Truely crazy. If you want thIs to be the last jurassic movie made........take your kid to see it. It will turn him off!! DON'T take him if you want him to have a long lasting love of everything Dino! X.
I like a lot of the actors here. Especially the cop. He knocks it out of the park. But the kids just don't have it. Understandable as the creators would rather sell their show on it technical and ethical achievements than give Youngs unseasoned actors a helping hand at the start of their careers. The first episode: interesting. The second: great. The last two: Worst garbage I have seen in years. It doesn't help the fact that it is leftist rubbish, push the nonsense that anything to do with masculinity is inherently bad. I grew up in an Artist house very much on the left. Now my Mother/Father and all of my siblings can't stand this type of blatant reverse racism/sexism. Avoid and save your time and your children's future.