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6 reviews
Anne Heche and James Tupper in Aftermath (2016)

Aftermath

4.9
1
  • Jul 14, 2018
  • Hey, kiddies, your world is about to end before you get the chance to grow up, becasuse God loves you so much!

    Category 5 hurricanes. Rains of fishes. Rains of snakes. Rains of truck parts, hours after the storm has passed??!! Rampaging zombies with superpowers of supernatural origin, but first they had to be infected by a virus! Sunspots caused all of the above, because the creators of this ginormous turd are climate change deniers, who would rather blame disaster trends (real and imagined) on gay people than human activity. Funny how the same people would insist that humanity is faulty (sinful) by nature, and they confess to that in their churches, but politically it's other people who are the problem.

    You can see all of the above and more within the first 20 minutes of this incredibly ridiculous series, which is all the time I could waste on it, although you will likely never see an overt religious message if you endure the whole of the two seasons so far. Because that's how religious, science-hating media content creators operate these days, and it has always been their style to become increasingly dishonest in proportion to the decline of their churches.
    Deliverance (1972)

    Deliverance

    7.6
    3
  • May 10, 2016
  • Great scenery, but long, boring story and wooden acting make this movie hugely overrated!

    Chad McKnight and Brianne Davis in Synchronicity (2015)

    Synchronicity

    5.4
    7
  • Jan 23, 2016
  • Not "Blade Runner", laughably low-budget and amateurish effects, but great storytelling/acting

    "In the tradition of...Blade Runner..." If you fell for that, you will be disappointed. OK, it was a story of world-changing, or potentially world-changing technology, which would be controlled by a super-villain who treats people like pawns in a chess game, the plot turned around a mysterious and rather silly object, and the visual tones set with dim light through overhead fans was directly lifted from Blade Runner. However, the Blade Runner cinematography was professionally done, if not high-budget, while this movie showed ridiculously amateurish effects and the shooting was dirt cheap. The music score was probably done on the director's own keyboard, what annoyingly cheesy crap! Therefore, you really won't feel like you are watching Blade Runner, and it may take a patient 20 minutes before you feel the hook set to keep you watching it through the end.

    Where this movie made up for all it's directorial and executive awfulness was a surprisingly interesting, twisting plot, and acting talent which deserves to outlive the stink of such no-talent directing - these kids kept me from walking away, and the villain did his job well too. The humor, the romance, the hope, and the despair is strong enough that you can feel it. Don't watch this movie to be wowed by sci-fi effects, nor even the ideas which it spins around, but it's well-worth the time to see an interesting story.
    The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) (2015)

    The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)

    2.7
    2
  • May 22, 2015
  • 100% Medically, and Even More Intellectually Full of S***!

    Liam Neeson in A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)

    A Walk Among the Tombstones

    6.5
  • Oct 21, 2014
  • It's a two-hour ad for AA, the dumbest option you could ever go with if you have an addiction problem.

    Pierce Brosnan, Jennifer Connelly, and Marisa Tomei in Salvation Boulevard (2011)

    Salvation Boulevard

    5.3
    9
  • May 28, 2014
  • Brilliant movie, very funny, would be funnier if it weren't so painfully close to reality!

    It's really no surprise that this movie is underrated, because there's a lot of people in the culture which it exposed who don't like seeing their true nature exposed for what it is. Christian fundamentalists need to pretend they worship the "god of love" specifically because they are among the most hateful groups on this earth!

    That little girl in the wedding dress for her "purity ball" looked a lot like it's done, but if you think that's creepy, these people proudly post their very creepy father-daughter photos!

    Children truly are taught ridiculous and insultingly unintelligent lies in their Accelerated Christian Education school systems, and questions in response to these are typically discouraged with admonishments to be obedient for answers. Likewise, questions in general are tactically diverted whenever a good answer cannot be provided - it's a game so shamefully easy to win because the religious promoter can purport to offer "proof" of the beliefs which he will sell you while disavowing any obligation to really prove anything whenever it suits him, making it impossible for him to lose, able to declare "victory" every time no matter how unearned that always is.

    If you are beginning to see the necessity of a nefariously dishonest personality to stay in such a career as the televangelist/faith healer, then you should not be surprised at the suggestion that one may lie, and even kill in order to hold on to their power. The popes of the Middle Ages got their positions through bribery and murder, and sometimes even today the power of Christ must work through the barrel of a gun, or a tazer shot into a tank of gasoline.

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