Minstrel_Pains
Joined Jun 2014
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... but only if "Fantastic Voyage" had been written by a 5 year old.
"Alien" taught us all that "In space, no one can hear you scream." This movie disproved that in the first battle where a robot punches its fist through the hull of a ship and (rather than everyone in the room getting sucked out into space), it grabs a couple of crewmen, holds them up to its face, then tosses them away into the 'verse. They scream all the way to infinity... and beyond!!
This movie also teaches kids that the inside of the human body is "a beautiful dream world" with spear wielding orcs and kings and castles and spaghetti trees ... oh, so many wonderful things!
Man, this was painful to watch. The only robots this movie should've had in it are Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. At least they would've made the film entertaining.
"Alien" taught us all that "In space, no one can hear you scream." This movie disproved that in the first battle where a robot punches its fist through the hull of a ship and (rather than everyone in the room getting sucked out into space), it grabs a couple of crewmen, holds them up to its face, then tosses them away into the 'verse. They scream all the way to infinity... and beyond!!
This movie also teaches kids that the inside of the human body is "a beautiful dream world" with spear wielding orcs and kings and castles and spaghetti trees ... oh, so many wonderful things!
Man, this was painful to watch. The only robots this movie should've had in it are Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. At least they would've made the film entertaining.
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