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This is my new top pick for worst thing ever released as a movie. If I was in any way responsible for this, I would change my name to avoid being associated with it. If I was one of the actors, I might even consider plastic surgery to avoid being recognized. This will give you a new appreciation for the production quality and standards of low budget "made for TV" movies. Forcing people to watch this on repeat in prison might be a strong deterrent against crime, IF it didn't get struck down as cruel and unusual punishment.

Script - 0 (not sure they had one, or if they just ad-libed everything).

Acting - 1 (they could at least speak but it all sounded like a first read through) Costumes - 0 (The ships "captain" Babs, literally had a patch on her sleeve that said "Superhero" and "Astronaut" on the front) The rest were just as bad.

Effects - ROFLMAO the effects in B movies from the 1950's and 1960's were better. Maybe they could have just used Instagram filters for better results.

The only positive thing I can say about this "movie" is that it was thankfully short. Only about an hour long. Please watch anything else. Watching paint dry or even the inside of your eyelids would be a better use of your time.

If you are expecting a big budget Hollywood production, you will be disappointed. If you are OK with "made for TV" level of quality, then it's not a bad watch.

The dino models were better than I expected, but the animation of them was a bit stiff. By far the worst part for me was the horrible gore effects. There was a mix of older practical effects and CGI overlays. Oddly enough the practicals were significantly better than the CGI stuff. They should have stuck with what they could do well.

The script and acting were mediocre, but the over all cinematography was actually pretty good. The camera work, sound and lighting were all what you can expect from a made for TV movie and were acceptable. Sometimes gunshot sounds didn't line up with the visuals and there were other careless mistakes like that.

All in all, this wouldn't be a top choice to watch, but if you have already watched all of the high end movies on your list of movies to watch, and have some time to kill, I can promise you there are a LOT worse movies you could pick than this.

First let me say I have never seen the original version (but I may try and watch it now), so I have nothing to compare this to. That said, I really liked the first about 70-75 minutes or so and was thinking OK this might end up being an 8. Then suddenly it was like the movie was being directed by a completely different person for the last 30 min or so. There was this whole scene that looked more like it belonged as the intro to a season of AHS than it did a scene in a movie. Twice they used some red filter on short cuts focused on characters played by the Soska sisters themselves but there was no reason for it. Scenes that the red filter might have made sense were shot normally. As far as the "vampires" go they couldn't even decide on which kind to be so do them right? Why not. They had the "classic" neck bitting kind, the Strain (snake appendage) kind, the mutated Resident Evil kind, and maybe something else I am forgetting. The stark contrast between the beginning and end of this movie leads me to believe that one sister directed the first half and the other sister the second half. If that is true only the one that directed the first half should be allowed to direct anymore.

All that said, at least I was entertained for the 100ish minutes of run time and trust me when I say there are many far worse movies you could watch. So watch it if you wish, but don't make it your first pick, and don't feel like you missed out if you don't.