larryloyloy
Joined Aug 2014
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The film is not anything special. The film is padded out with a lot of nudity and gore and sometimes gory nudity.However there is something magical about watching three naked women batting around a dismembered corpse to a Buckethead solo. The soundtrack is definitely the best thing about this movie.
So overall you might as well skip this one unless you are a big fan of Buckethead's music and bad movies. The gore is OK but not amazing and the movie repeats itself a lot. Also it is quite obvious that the director normally directs soft-core porn films by the fact has people running around naked rather than an actual story.
So overall you might as well skip this one unless you are a big fan of Buckethead's music and bad movies. The gore is OK but not amazing and the movie repeats itself a lot. Also it is quite obvious that the director normally directs soft-core porn films by the fact has people running around naked rather than an actual story.
The only way to survive The Valley of the Witch is to have something to latch onto. In my case it is the actor Lee Bane due to the fact he has starred in a large number of terrible films yet still gives every performance everything he has.
The plot is something about witches getting killed many years ago and now a welsh cult from modern day are trying to resurrect them for some unknown reason. Lee Bane is a gritty welsh detective that is trying to solve a mass suicide case which has no importance in the main plot and might as well have been a separate film.
All the actors in this film (apart from Lee Bane) are totally flat and uninteresting, the special effects (if you can call them that) look like they were done in power-point. The score is surprisingly good for such an awful film.
In short DO NOT watch this film unless, like me, you are trying to watch all of Lee Bane's films for some strange reason.
The plot is something about witches getting killed many years ago and now a welsh cult from modern day are trying to resurrect them for some unknown reason. Lee Bane is a gritty welsh detective that is trying to solve a mass suicide case which has no importance in the main plot and might as well have been a separate film.
All the actors in this film (apart from Lee Bane) are totally flat and uninteresting, the special effects (if you can call them that) look like they were done in power-point. The score is surprisingly good for such an awful film.
In short DO NOT watch this film unless, like me, you are trying to watch all of Lee Bane's films for some strange reason.
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