Dark_Lord_Mark
Joined Aug 2014
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She can't act.
It was terrible. They need to insert plot her, get a dinosaur on an island that can sure, insert here(heart disease)
Oh yeah....that's it. Scarlett is the Girl Boss in the movie, need no man, hard nosed, need no man, tough as nail, need no man.
She can't act, and this movie is further evidence.
It was terrible. They need to insert plot her, get a dinosaur on an island that can sure, insert here(heart disease)
Oh yeah....that's it. Scarlett is the Girl Boss in the movie, need no man, hard nosed, need no man, tough as nail, need no man.
She can't act, and this movie is further evidence.
Zorro? Two Zorros? Poor Acting? Modern Day Sensibilities! Female empowerment everywhere...aye aye...
It is so bad. I tried but just had to keep fast forwarding.
It's a soap opera with El zorro as a secondary caracter.
Script has no flow. Nothing makes sense. They try to twist everything by pushing the feminist agendas.
Do you know females are bandits and baddarsses too? Do you know they are just as strong if not stronger than men. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!
Bernardo and the Governor were good.
Forced inclusion of a heroine....2 zorros? Come on?!!!!!
Bernardo and the locations are the only good of the series..
The locations were beautiful because it wasn't shot of a sound stage. They MOSTLY used real locations.
The BIGGEST problem is its NOT fun and has very poor fights. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!!
It is so bad. I tried but just had to keep fast forwarding.
It's a soap opera with El zorro as a secondary caracter.
Script has no flow. Nothing makes sense. They try to twist everything by pushing the feminist agendas.
Do you know females are bandits and baddarsses too? Do you know they are just as strong if not stronger than men. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!
Bernardo and the Governor were good.
Forced inclusion of a heroine....2 zorros? Come on?!!!!!
Bernardo and the locations are the only good of the series..
The locations were beautiful because it wasn't shot of a sound stage. They MOSTLY used real locations.
The BIGGEST problem is its NOT fun and has very poor fights. NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!!
This was fine. Nothing memorable and outstanding, but has a great cast. It's a Dolph film and he's the star. The actors do show the age, so don't expect John Wick or anything.
The other stars are in here for a short bit, but play a big role in the movie.
If you like 80's movies, and miss the days of simple plots and easy to follow scenes, then this is it.
Johansen (Lundgren) is an aging detective, whose outdated policing methods have given the department a recent public relations problem. To save his job, he is sent to Mexico to extradite a female witness (Villa) to the murders of two DEA agents. Once there, he finds not only his old opinions challenged, but that bad hombres on both sides of the border are now gunning for him and his witness.
The other stars are in here for a short bit, but play a big role in the movie.
If you like 80's movies, and miss the days of simple plots and easy to follow scenes, then this is it.
Johansen (Lundgren) is an aging detective, whose outdated policing methods have given the department a recent public relations problem. To save his job, he is sent to Mexico to extradite a female witness (Villa) to the murders of two DEA agents. Once there, he finds not only his old opinions challenged, but that bad hombres on both sides of the border are now gunning for him and his witness.