filipsalapa
Joined Sep 2014
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I won't spoil anything here but I have to get this off my chest - this movie is an absolute mess.
The opening sets a tone that the movie immediately forgets about and then drifts off into a huge disappointment.
The only actor that could act was Paul Soter and you could see he was making an effort even though his character was a forgettable one.
I'm not going to say anything else about the movie other than "screaming isn't acting" and "cliches are cliches for a reason".
Skip to the ending if you REALLY want to know the "twist" but don't waste your time on this one as there are way more original and interesting films one could watch like "Cerdita" from 2022.
Yeah, watch "Cerdita" instead.
The opening sets a tone that the movie immediately forgets about and then drifts off into a huge disappointment.
The only actor that could act was Paul Soter and you could see he was making an effort even though his character was a forgettable one.
I'm not going to say anything else about the movie other than "screaming isn't acting" and "cliches are cliches for a reason".
Skip to the ending if you REALLY want to know the "twist" but don't waste your time on this one as there are way more original and interesting films one could watch like "Cerdita" from 2022.
Yeah, watch "Cerdita" instead.
Came to watch it for the two main stars not knowing too much about the plot but stayed because of how the film was executed.
The chemistry between the two main characters is great even though at first they had nothing in common (although I wouldn't mind if they had fleshed it out a little bit more).
The plot is easy to follow and had a couple of nice quirks that I liked.
Almost every scene in the movie has a purpose and nothing is spoon fed to the viewer.
The ending was very rewarding and I liked the fact that the world the movie took place in was so down to the ground.
And the hand sanitiser gag had me chuckle more than I'd like to admit.
Good stuff.
Wholesome movie.
Give it a try :)
8/10.
The chemistry between the two main characters is great even though at first they had nothing in common (although I wouldn't mind if they had fleshed it out a little bit more).
The plot is easy to follow and had a couple of nice quirks that I liked.
Almost every scene in the movie has a purpose and nothing is spoon fed to the viewer.
The ending was very rewarding and I liked the fact that the world the movie took place in was so down to the ground.
And the hand sanitiser gag had me chuckle more than I'd like to admit.
Good stuff.
Wholesome movie.
Give it a try :)
8/10.
The movie that I had high hopes for fell flat on its face and not for the lack of trying, mind you.
There is no plot, no real character development, no drama, no stakes, no sense just pure nonsense.
Sure, there's gore - the whole nine yards - but after rewatching the first and the second instalment, this feels like it was made by someone else completely.
It's as if the director got so caught up in the success of the series that he forgot why this movie used to be good - it used to be scary!
The less we know about the main villain, the creepier it gets. In this 3rd part we are being fed nonsense "plot" that not only doesn't help, but ultimately kills the joy of watching the characters trying to make it out alive.
While watching this garbage I hoped everyone would die as soon as possible so I could walk out of the cinema.
Utter waste of time, waste of potential.
3/10 for being still independent, making it into the big league and one star for doing a fun collab with Ice Nine Kills.
There is no plot, no real character development, no drama, no stakes, no sense just pure nonsense.
Sure, there's gore - the whole nine yards - but after rewatching the first and the second instalment, this feels like it was made by someone else completely.
It's as if the director got so caught up in the success of the series that he forgot why this movie used to be good - it used to be scary!
The less we know about the main villain, the creepier it gets. In this 3rd part we are being fed nonsense "plot" that not only doesn't help, but ultimately kills the joy of watching the characters trying to make it out alive.
While watching this garbage I hoped everyone would die as soon as possible so I could walk out of the cinema.
Utter waste of time, waste of potential.
3/10 for being still independent, making it into the big league and one star for doing a fun collab with Ice Nine Kills.
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