heaan-lasai
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1.5 hours of uninterrupted nervous babbling. The kind of nervous, unintelligible & nonsensical babbling that a shy 12-year old does when he's confronted by his crush.
The movie has little plot, and no script. The director simply asked the actors to "start improving nervous babbling" sincerely believing that this was a form of humor, and let the cameras keep rolling.
Despite the lack of directions from the director, the actors did the best they could with the hand they'd been dealt. And they do indeed succeed in filling up the required screen time. The sad part is that the director is rumored to have successfully lobbied to be in charge of another movie after this one, which will doubtlessly be just as braindead as this movie was.
The movie has little plot, and no script. The director simply asked the actors to "start improving nervous babbling" sincerely believing that this was a form of humor, and let the cameras keep rolling.
Despite the lack of directions from the director, the actors did the best they could with the hand they'd been dealt. And they do indeed succeed in filling up the required screen time. The sad part is that the director is rumored to have successfully lobbied to be in charge of another movie after this one, which will doubtlessly be just as braindead as this movie was.
This. This is why we can't have nice things.
Openly sold as anti-nuclear propaganda, Netflix continues their pathetic crusade against science and facts with this sub-par cringefest.
Openly sold as anti-nuclear propaganda, Netflix continues their pathetic crusade against science and facts with this sub-par cringefest.
An interesting story, but Mary Sue aspects are inescapable.
*After days of training, the protagonist is stronger than the strongest witches who have ever walked this planet.
*She's always right, and profoundly flawless, just because.
*Anyone she meets will go out of their way to help her.
*Anyone she meets who doesn't instantly start helping her is profoundly evil.
*Effortlessly overcomes any obstacle or opponent.
*After days of training, the protagonist is stronger than the strongest witches who have ever walked this planet.
*She's always right, and profoundly flawless, just because.
*Anyone she meets will go out of their way to help her.
*Anyone she meets who doesn't instantly start helping her is profoundly evil.
*Effortlessly overcomes any obstacle or opponent.
