jcallender121

I get the feeling the version of this film I watched had whole scenes missing because it made about as much sense as fitting a windscreen wiper to a tennis racket. Something catastrophic has happened and Nicholas Cage and his two sons are barely surviving in the desolate aftermath, scavenging by day and fending off were-horses by night, scarcely enough food and no amenities. Some obvious questions soon arise though, first being what exactly are the were-horses?, and secondly what exactly are the were-horses?. The whole thing is just nonsense, a collection of bog standard action/survival type situations knitted together by some truly horrific and utterly random touching moments. This whole not intended comedic masterpiece should have been put in a sack with a heavy stone and lobbed into the nearest river.

I don't know what Universe this wheely bin of a film is set in but I've never been so confused in my life. I love crap horror films but I think this tragedy was taking itself seriously! Everything and I mean everything about this skid-mark of a movie is thoroughly frightful, the characters are hateful vomiting out absolute nonsense, when you can actually hear them because the sound seems to have been recorded in 1974 and the story was obviously crayoned on a nursery wall, then simplified and stolen by the writers. The only hope I was loosely holding onto was a heroic hound called Larry who was being set up throughout to save the day,,, but they even ruined that, I wont attempt to describe it because I'm not sure it actually happened, and there's no way I'm watching that again to find out.

Absolutely ghastly, has no-one involved in this film seen the other three, The Creeper isn't a hand fed pet you can appease with teenage sacrifices, he also isn't a disease that can be passed on to try and squeeze out another sequel. Please, please stop taking loved and established characters and ruining them with crazy new twists. "Prey" is a perfect example of how to flesh out a well known subject, this debacle is an example of how to glue it to a carpet then run a lawnmower over it. I will warn any fans to avoid this even though I know you won't, because I watched it in the faint hope everyone was wrong, they're not, this is thoroughly crap, a money grab using someone else's original idea and talent.