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SmileyMcGrouchpantsJrEsqIII

Joined Dec 2014
I've written "Their Drives Subsume Them" (The Miscreant), "Possum vs. Ostrich" (Section 8 International), and "Rand vs. RAND" (FIVE:2:ONE Magazine).

About "Icosadyadria," a self-published book of 22 stories set in Portland, Oregon, Kirkus Reviews said: "[T]he collection is at its best when taking readers beyond such obvious places of caffeinated, rainy Northwest woe. In 'Down and Out in the Portland in Oregon [Card #11: Justice],' for instance, the narrator finds himself in jail for an extended period, and he must try to pass the days as best he can with selections from the prison library. It’s enlightening to see someone at the mercy of such an indifferent system—particularly when they already have such a distrust of the world’s systems ... All told, it’s easy to skewer a place that prides itself on its weirdness but these stories get to the heart of the people who make up that very weirdness and often create nuanced and lasting impressions." (Sept. 1, 2017 issue)

"Glen Beck: Limp-Dicked Private Dick" and "Flash Fiction for the Age of Trump" are both available on Kindle. More coming soon.
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SmileyMcGrouchpantsJrEsqIII's rating
Charlie Says
5.99
Charlie Says
Thief
7.49
Thief
Welcome to New York
5.68
Welcome to New York
Double Whammy
5.78
Double Whammy
Delirious
6.48
Delirious
The Real Blonde
6.08
The Real Blonde
CBGB
6.68
CBGB
Punk the Capital: Building a Sound Movement
7.39
Punk the Capital: Building a Sound Movement
Strays
6.39
Strays
Renfield
6.48
Renfield
Bone Tomahawk
7.110
Bone Tomahawk
Pasolini
5.98
Pasolini
Hard to Be a God
6.510
Hard to Be a God
Skinamarink
4.710
Skinamarink
Once Upon a Time in America
8.310
Once Upon a Time in America
Occupy, Texas
5.99
Occupy, Texas
The Crimson Petal and the White
7.59
The Crimson Petal and the White
Dirty Girl
6.49
Dirty Girl
The Fabelmans
7.510
The Fabelmans
Saving Private Ryan
8.61
Saving Private Ryan
The Great
8.110
The Great
Emily the Criminal
6.79
Emily the Criminal
The Princess
5.78
The Princess
Back to the Future
8.51
Back to the Future
Bullet Train
7.38
Bullet Train

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SmileyMcGrouchpantsJrEsqIII's rating
Charlie Says

Charlie Says

5.9
9
  • Feb 20, 2024
  • Whoa ... !!!

    From the opening quote from Joan Didion, to the first scene's depiction of a car ride being given and its feeling that the *whole country* was like this at the time, kids off from school, meeting each other ... you feel like you're on to something special, and in the hands of a gifted director.

    From Mary Harron, director of Jim Jarmusch's favorite film of all time (check the Internet), 'American Psycho' (2000), and depicted *herself* in the Alan Rickman 'CBGB' movie from some years ago, a milieu Jarmusch would have been familiar with, comes a story of the twilight's last gleaming.

    Should be later with Paul Thomas Anderson's film of the Pynchon novel, 'Inherent Vice,' as part of not just re-remembering the '60s but the effort, gently but firmly, to replace an awful lot of our historians with artists firing on all cylinders maybe taking a step aside to deal with other realities (see Jarmusch's own 'Gimme Danger,' his documentary about the Stooges, for more).

    I recommend it!

    It's good.

    Get *entranced* ...

    Portland, over and out.

    ;)

    #YEAH.
    Thief

    Thief

    7.4
    9
  • Feb 20, 2024
  • Very exciting!

    It's surprising how well-*informed* this movie is. In a way, it reminds me of James Foley's 'At Close Range' (which I finally caught up with on Tubi, after watching the Madonna video over and over again on MTV during my teen years): the part when Christopher Walken disabuses his son, played by Sean Penn - and implicitly the *audience* - of certain presuppositions about crime, and criminals, and the criminal *life* ... he laughs and says (something *like*) "What do I *do ... ?? I know - *guys*. We do - *things*." It's the sort of offhand arrangements that goes on down South with drug dealers, with arrangements to work together being canceled & renewed, and a term like "cartels" being a convenience of the RICO statues to *catch* them, being a squirming worm of many segments to pin down most of the time *otherwise*.

    It's really good ... !!! It'll keep your dander up.

    And James Caan doesn't just seem like he's playing Sonny from 'The Godfather,' although his character is equally intense.

    And Willie Nelson is good in this movie too. I never could stand his hits "Always on My Mind" and "On the Road Again," so it's nice to see him in something I approve if, since everybody likes him so much.

    So.

    Cheers!

    Michael Mann fans will rejoice.

    *It's never too late to start catching up with things* - if you really *want* to, that is.

    Portland, over and out.

    • finis. -


    ;)

    #YEAH.
    Welcome to New York

    Welcome to New York

    5.6
    8
  • Feb 19, 2024
  • "They're not built for comfort, sir!"

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