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ryanxj9000

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The Last House on the Left

The Last House on the Left

5.8
1
  • Sep 6, 2020
  • Dumpster Fire

    Just an amateur, completely pointless piece of garbage. Not scary. Not interesting. Not entertaining. Bad acting. Bad directing. Bad editing. Bad sound. Bad dialogue. No real story. Just total trash. I expected something completely different. I thought I was going to watch some old horror classic, but I couldn't be more wrong. To whoever likes this, the emperor isn't wearing any clothes. Nothing to see here. Move along.
    Chris D'Elia: No Pain

    Chris D'Elia: No Pain

    5.9
    1
  • Apr 14, 2020
  • Turned off after 15 mins. Not one laugh.

    Well this was just not funny at all. Like Brandon Slaub levels of unfunny. Gave it 15 mins. If a comic can't make me laugh in the first 15, I'm the idiot for continuing to watch. This happened with his previous special, also-15 mins and then turned it off. He's great on Ten Minute Podcast playing off Callen and Sasso, and can be good as a podcast guest, so it is really surprising just how not funny he is doing standup by himself. I think he needs other comics to play off of. He should stick to improv like TMP, which is supposedly making a comeback. Supposedly.. they keep teasing it but nothing is confirmed.

    The homeless cat I found outside the PF Chang's where I work is funnier than this.
    Sleeping Dogs Lie

    Sleeping Dogs Lie

    3.4
    10
  • Sep 27, 2019
  • Great movie. Beast of a movie.

    Dogs are cool, but there's not enough homeless cats in it. Joanna Zanella is a bbbbbeast! Tawlmbout a work ethnic. I aksed Jay about it, and he liked it, so it's really a 20/10 for both of us. What else ya got, Joanna?
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