mike-77134
Joined Mar 2015
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The first 5 minutes starts off okay, a little slow but good production value, decent dialog. It all goes down hill from there. 35 minutes into it and nothing's happening.
Eventually, the violence starts, but it's so unrealistic and over the top, it's not believable, even within the context of the story.
The violence is really fake too, with everyone getting beat to bloody hell, then walking around sporting a couple band-aids, like they are super-human. Sometimes, even the physics stand out as obviously wrong.
This movie is frankly stupid. As it drags on, even the dialog and filming goes downhill, as if the crew realized just what a bad a movie they were making and gave up on it.
Normally, I try to finish bad movies so I can leave a complete review, but with this one after an hour I had to fast-forward through most of it.
The only reason I gave it two stars in the actors seemed to be trying with what little they were given.
Eventually, the violence starts, but it's so unrealistic and over the top, it's not believable, even within the context of the story.
The violence is really fake too, with everyone getting beat to bloody hell, then walking around sporting a couple band-aids, like they are super-human. Sometimes, even the physics stand out as obviously wrong.
This movie is frankly stupid. As it drags on, even the dialog and filming goes downhill, as if the crew realized just what a bad a movie they were making and gave up on it.
Normally, I try to finish bad movies so I can leave a complete review, but with this one after an hour I had to fast-forward through most of it.
The only reason I gave it two stars in the actors seemed to be trying with what little they were given.
I only made it through the first 20 minutes. It was agonizing to watch. I really enjoy low budget movies and don't mind bad sets, audio, even mediocre acting. But this movie had nothing going for it.
The best thing I could say was the writing was okay, with one or two funny one liners. The rest of it was terrible. The acting was bad, even for a zero-budget movie. I'm used to seeing pretty faces with no talent, but it seemed as if they just picked random people off the streets. The audio was poor, as were the sets. The makeup looked like it was done by my 8 year old daughter. I hate to write such a negative review, but I can't figure where all the high rating for this title are coming from (it has a 7.7 as I write this).
Don't waste you time. There's no hidden gem here.
The best thing I could say was the writing was okay, with one or two funny one liners. The rest of it was terrible. The acting was bad, even for a zero-budget movie. I'm used to seeing pretty faces with no talent, but it seemed as if they just picked random people off the streets. The audio was poor, as were the sets. The makeup looked like it was done by my 8 year old daughter. I hate to write such a negative review, but I can't figure where all the high rating for this title are coming from (it has a 7.7 as I write this).
Don't waste you time. There's no hidden gem here.