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I wanted to like this film soooo much, because there are just way tooo many terrible films these days, so it looked promising when I saw the trailer, but unfortunately it wasn't even as close to as good as I wanted it to be and expected it to be,
I HATED, absolutely hated the narrative talking into the camera, and Billy Zane looked like Brando, but un fortunately he didn't spend a lot of time working on the iconic voice, so it was just too distractingly bad.
And it quickly descended into a bore fest without any real purpose. It was in serious need of a better edit. Less than 15 minutes into the film I lost interest.
Did I mention one's awful voice? He could have spend 2-3 days perfecting the voice, which isn't even that hard to do.
And a lot of the acting just wasn't good. The writing and directing needed a serious make-over.
I didn't last even 40 minutes before I happily turned it off and watched some paint dry for better entertainment.
Yes again, another movie let down in the sea of duds. Someone explain the point of this movie, please, and why it was made The trailer was so misleading.
SKIP IT!
I HATED, absolutely hated the narrative talking into the camera, and Billy Zane looked like Brando, but un fortunately he didn't spend a lot of time working on the iconic voice, so it was just too distractingly bad.
And it quickly descended into a bore fest without any real purpose. It was in serious need of a better edit. Less than 15 minutes into the film I lost interest.
Did I mention one's awful voice? He could have spend 2-3 days perfecting the voice, which isn't even that hard to do.
And a lot of the acting just wasn't good. The writing and directing needed a serious make-over.
I didn't last even 40 minutes before I happily turned it off and watched some paint dry for better entertainment.
Yes again, another movie let down in the sea of duds. Someone explain the point of this movie, please, and why it was made The trailer was so misleading.
SKIP IT!
I don't know what I was watching and I REALLY wanted to like this, but I couldn't take more than 5 minutes of this.
The cast was awful, especially the guy playing Superman. Till this day you just can't top Reeve or Cavill as Superman. And then what was with the way he played Superman? He played him like Clark Kent a goody clumsy witty beta male. That's not superman, and what was with Krypto, he behaved like an unruly dog, and annoying as hell.
They should have made them both stoic and strong, with class and elegance, not like two annoying buddies.
The dialogue was awful and way too on the nose and too much exposition. And it just looked fake. Get a real dog next time.
I honestly don't know what I was watching, no different than the other 4 million super hero movies coming out, which was a shame.
Lex Luther was also a joke. They need way better casting.
The cast was awful, especially the guy playing Superman. Till this day you just can't top Reeve or Cavill as Superman. And then what was with the way he played Superman? He played him like Clark Kent a goody clumsy witty beta male. That's not superman, and what was with Krypto, he behaved like an unruly dog, and annoying as hell.
They should have made them both stoic and strong, with class and elegance, not like two annoying buddies.
The dialogue was awful and way too on the nose and too much exposition. And it just looked fake. Get a real dog next time.
I honestly don't know what I was watching, no different than the other 4 million super hero movies coming out, which was a shame.
Lex Luther was also a joke. They need way better casting.
The worst written script in movie history and even worse directed.
I only watched this because I saw the lead actress in the new Brando film. The whole film was just so random, and poorly executed.
I didn't ANY of the relationships. And the erotic scenes were edited like a music video WITH loud music on top. There is nothing worse than to see sexual scenes in movie heavily edited with music on top that ruins them,
SKIP THIS!!
I only watched this because I saw the lead actress in the new Brando film. The whole film was just so random, and poorly executed.
I didn't ANY of the relationships. And the erotic scenes were edited like a music video WITH loud music on top. There is nothing worse than to see sexual scenes in movie heavily edited with music on top that ruins them,
SKIP THIS!!
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