gameofpeter
Joined Jun 2015
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It's pretty sad that literally anything can get listed on IMDb now I mean just look up a clip of this on Vimeo (which by the way is the only place this "movie" exists) and check it out, it is literally worse quality than you get with videos shot with a modern phone. Sound garbage. Video garbage.
Acting garbage.
It should be funny that something this bad actually exists and actresses are willing to waste their time doing this for an amateur nobody I assume for free, but it actually makes me angry. He even pretends it's spun off from Vixen Highway which isn't true. John Ervin should sue this pretender! Assuming he had any money which he obviously doesn't based on the five cent production value of this home movie.
Again he claims the budget is $35,000 just like he did for his fake "Tv series" where his cat licks another cat for two and half minutes while he makes licking noises called "The Adventures of Sophia the Cat".
This guy is totally fake!
P.S. Uranus jokes in this day and age? Really? Jokes written by a grade three kid.
Acting garbage.
It should be funny that something this bad actually exists and actresses are willing to waste their time doing this for an amateur nobody I assume for free, but it actually makes me angry. He even pretends it's spun off from Vixen Highway which isn't true. John Ervin should sue this pretender! Assuming he had any money which he obviously doesn't based on the five cent production value of this home movie.
Again he claims the budget is $35,000 just like he did for his fake "Tv series" where his cat licks another cat for two and half minutes while he makes licking noises called "The Adventures of Sophia the Cat".
This guy is totally fake!
P.S. Uranus jokes in this day and age? Really? Jokes written by a grade three kid.
Check out this TV series on YouTube it is totally worth it to see this mind blowing television experience! It is not like any other TV show you will ever see! Forget about Lost, Breaking Bad, Justified and Game of Thrones because this show blows all of them out of the water or maybe it just blows.
Most other television series are way to long but this one is super fast in fact this "TV series" only has one two minute episode which is perfect! Except it feels like it is about an hour long but who gives a crap obviously not the four people who watched it on YouTube which is where most "Tv shows" are posted.
Also the acting is great for two cats who just sit on a dirty apartment floor while their owner tapes them with his phone and makes licking noises.
It is hard to believe Tex What was able to make such an awesome "TV series" for only a $35000 budget. Ha ha this guy is such an ass clown maybe I should spend a few bucks on an IMDb account and make up my own credits too. Wicked!
Most other television series are way to long but this one is super fast in fact this "TV series" only has one two minute episode which is perfect! Except it feels like it is about an hour long but who gives a crap obviously not the four people who watched it on YouTube which is where most "Tv shows" are posted.
Also the acting is great for two cats who just sit on a dirty apartment floor while their owner tapes them with his phone and makes licking noises.
It is hard to believe Tex What was able to make such an awesome "TV series" for only a $35000 budget. Ha ha this guy is such an ass clown maybe I should spend a few bucks on an IMDb account and make up my own credits too. Wicked!
Things people make on their own with a phone do not belong on the IMDb Listings.
OK so I am actually reviewing this based on a trailer and what he wrote about it but I have to it just looks so bad! From the "film maker" who brought us the "hit cult film" (not sure how he has the stones to claim that when he only released on Vimeo and nobody watched it) Frankenhooker, Tex Wat. (more like Tex What?)
The actual clips is not nearly as funny as the details about them. The quality of video and sound are **** poor and so is all of the "acting" involved.
He gives his cat a credit. All of the people have funny made up names like dinosaur dick smashes. Really? Dinosaur dick smashes? "Tex" is a funny dude. Why is a Canadian guy called Tex anyway?
Best part is under estimated budget he actually put $90000. Really Tex? really you expect anyone to actually believe that? Lol That's at least $89,990 more than you could have possibly paid for this thing. If your going to lie at least be reasonable if you want anyone to believe the hype bro! $90k ha ha!
This guy's entire IMDb page is Lawls! the way he talks himself up as a huge movie maker actor and musician and producer costume designer etc etc etc etc It blows my mind how some people can actually just believe people's own hype, how else would this butt hat get even these somewhat attractive strippers actresses and hookers to appear in his "movies" he tapes with his phone and edits with a basic Mac notebook editing software? Check out his page, dude is delusional about him self and his movies.
I also watched the beginning of his awful homemade "movie" Frankenpimp online because I mistook it for Frankenhooker and I'm sure he did that on purpose. I hope Frankenhooker sues him for copy right infringement ha ha.
OK so I am actually reviewing this based on a trailer and what he wrote about it but I have to it just looks so bad! From the "film maker" who brought us the "hit cult film" (not sure how he has the stones to claim that when he only released on Vimeo and nobody watched it) Frankenhooker, Tex Wat. (more like Tex What?)
The actual clips is not nearly as funny as the details about them. The quality of video and sound are **** poor and so is all of the "acting" involved.
He gives his cat a credit. All of the people have funny made up names like dinosaur dick smashes. Really? Dinosaur dick smashes? "Tex" is a funny dude. Why is a Canadian guy called Tex anyway?
Best part is under estimated budget he actually put $90000. Really Tex? really you expect anyone to actually believe that? Lol That's at least $89,990 more than you could have possibly paid for this thing. If your going to lie at least be reasonable if you want anyone to believe the hype bro! $90k ha ha!
This guy's entire IMDb page is Lawls! the way he talks himself up as a huge movie maker actor and musician and producer costume designer etc etc etc etc It blows my mind how some people can actually just believe people's own hype, how else would this butt hat get even these somewhat attractive strippers actresses and hookers to appear in his "movies" he tapes with his phone and edits with a basic Mac notebook editing software? Check out his page, dude is delusional about him self and his movies.
I also watched the beginning of his awful homemade "movie" Frankenpimp online because I mistook it for Frankenhooker and I'm sure he did that on purpose. I hope Frankenhooker sues him for copy right infringement ha ha.