blazewolf-52555

This movie is marketed as "The Room" of superhero movies. This is not even that. Some movies are good, some are bad, some are so bad they're good and then there are very special movies that are so bad, so god awful that that they are unwatchable. This movie belongs to that last category. The thing about movies that re so bad they're good is that some effort went into making them. This didn't have that. They bought graphics and used a green screen, and very poorly at that. The acting is terrible, the shots are all so awful, the CG, my god the CG was atrocious and...I really don't know what else to say. The final nail in the coffin is that when they realized how bad their movie was, they quoted an article calling it the room of of superhero movies (which I believe is giving it too much credit) and they market it that way, trying to make it sound ironic, like that this is worth picking up for bad movie night. If you ever see this movie on a store shelf and you need something for bad movie night, don't pick this one! For the love of God, pick something else! The makers of this movie do not deserve the money they make from this crap! FIND SOMETHING ELSE!

I'm not so great with words so I'll keep it sort. It was the most bizarre show I ever watched. I don't know if there are any words that can accurately describe just how weird it was. It was like something out of my worst fever dreams..and I adored it. Um...I don't know what else to say, but I need to say something to fill the 10 line requirement, so I'm gonna put down a couple quotes from the show and link to Free Range Mannibalism for the rest.

"When I find that demon I shall slay him! to Death Death Death"

"I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed." - Xavier

https://vimeo.com/39260958