zerocrew-56802
Joined Sep 2015
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The other reviewers with starry reviews probably got a dog in the fight, cause even a lobotomized zombie on crack will stay away from this stench of a movie. Acting is so bad that it made me cringe.
Wanna be director just need to go to film school - i don't even say "go back to film school" cause he obviously he never attended one or missed a lot of courses. I've seen wedding videos less cheesy than than.
I can't even say that CG are bad, they're just middle of the road, looking like some template from After Effects found on the net - it's just they're badly composited/integrated. I've seen amateurs on youTube doing way better than that with DV footage processed on a laptop.
But the worst, definitely is the acting part, or its lack of, once you passed the point where this "Sci-Fi" thing looks really that it got shot in rural Oregon last summer, missing all nice landscapes and scenery though. Adding a blue light to a barn doesn't make it look techy, film boys. You got a lot to learn in front of you. First and foremost would be how not to bore to death your unfortunate audience.
Wanna be director just need to go to film school - i don't even say "go back to film school" cause he obviously he never attended one or missed a lot of courses. I've seen wedding videos less cheesy than than.
I can't even say that CG are bad, they're just middle of the road, looking like some template from After Effects found on the net - it's just they're badly composited/integrated. I've seen amateurs on youTube doing way better than that with DV footage processed on a laptop.
But the worst, definitely is the acting part, or its lack of, once you passed the point where this "Sci-Fi" thing looks really that it got shot in rural Oregon last summer, missing all nice landscapes and scenery though. Adding a blue light to a barn doesn't make it look techy, film boys. You got a lot to learn in front of you. First and foremost would be how not to bore to death your unfortunate audience.
A slag of the popular wisdom states that in life, anybody can choose whatever they want to be. If some people chose to be actor, cameraman, director and script writers while they should CLEARLY have not, this is the place where they all meet.
I've seen movies that are so bad that they're good, but this one can't even reach that low standard. Everything and everybody is atrocious. Bad acting, bad camera, bad direction, you name it - they managed to fail on every single step.
Even the actors don't look like actors: it ranges from fridge repairman, to truck drivers, a retired science teacher on chemo,etc I've seen fan movies done with shoestring budgets, fly miles higher above this sleazy compendium of "you're doing it wrong" broken arm team. My nephew with his mates playing paintball in the yard are more convincing than that.
They should have shot than on a mobile phone, the picture look like it's out of a camescope from the 80s. If you're a student struggling with your studies or homework, please watch this. It will show you how vain sometimes entertainment could be. And give you an inspiration to work on your assignment, cause you don't want to end up like those people.
I've seen movies that are so bad that they're good, but this one can't even reach that low standard. Everything and everybody is atrocious. Bad acting, bad camera, bad direction, you name it - they managed to fail on every single step.
Even the actors don't look like actors: it ranges from fridge repairman, to truck drivers, a retired science teacher on chemo,etc I've seen fan movies done with shoestring budgets, fly miles higher above this sleazy compendium of "you're doing it wrong" broken arm team. My nephew with his mates playing paintball in the yard are more convincing than that.
They should have shot than on a mobile phone, the picture look like it's out of a camescope from the 80s. If you're a student struggling with your studies or homework, please watch this. It will show you how vain sometimes entertainment could be. And give you an inspiration to work on your assignment, cause you don't want to end up like those people.
