jenna_sinclair

A real unseasoned boiled chicken cutlet of a horror anthology. This crams SEVEN count them SEVEN stories into a movie barely an hour long, and when you have that much content in such a short time, you need a lot of visual elan and great actors to compensate. This movie is short on both counts, even though Kansas Bowling turns up in the first story and she is always fun to watch.

I was hoping the wraparound segments of an extremely muddy zombie shambling along would have a funny conclusion, but I guess it was just out for a fart walk. DAMN. Chris Mills and Annabella Rich were the only ones that were great in this film.

It's always a good sign when we have a 45 minute feature film but 5 minutes of it is opening credits and 10 minutes of it are the slowest ending credits rolling across a screen I've ever seen. Yes, it's another crime thriller by George Tounas. As usual in most low budget movies sound here is an issue and fails to capture what most people are saying in the film. The action here is very minimal so don't expect anything action packed here. It's mostly dialogue driven with very little to show. Not sure where the Indiegogo money went into the making of this film. Probably on the 4K cameras or something. Loved it though.

I really felt in shock when the credits rolled. There are so many disturbing image here. Metaphors and allegories that at first appear to be just that, a tool for the narration, but no, they aren't. I fooled myself thinking i'd just be that. Really dark and powerful in every way possible. I never thought that a movie about a pet giant-ish spider would impact me so much. And hey, if you're thinking that this puppet monster thing only appears in a few scenes, well, i've got some good news for you . . . Or bad if you're arachnophobic. Matthew Holness is great as a director and should make more movies.