petersjoelen
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This story revolves around a group of soldiers whose plane crashes into the ocean near an island inhabited by scantily clad Amazons, led by Queen Morganna (Toni Naples), and dinosaurs. There, the Amazons routinely sacrifice virgins to "The Great One," the island's top dinosaur, to appease him. The soldiers are mistaken for gods by the Amazons (because one of them has a smiley face tattoo) and, as part of a prophecy, must kill "The Great One" or face death themselves.
In fact, everything about this film is utterly flawed: the acting is terrible, the special effects are even worse, if necessary, and the sets are as cheap as can be.
The only good things are the scantily clad beautiful women who, for once, don't hate men, and the softly erotic scenes.
So bad, in fact, that it becomes fun again.
In fact, everything about this film is utterly flawed: the acting is terrible, the special effects are even worse, if necessary, and the sets are as cheap as can be.
The only good things are the scantily clad beautiful women who, for once, don't hate men, and the softly erotic scenes.
So bad, in fact, that it becomes fun again.
You probably remember back in the 80s and 90s when slasher horror was all the rage, full of one dimensional characters so stupid and annoying that when they died you didn't care.
The formula was used so often that it became a laughable cliche in the genre and filmmakers honestly stopped making it.
Partly because it was cheap lazy writing.
Can someone please tell the Alien Earth director that because he really needs to hear it That is in a nutshell what episode 5 of Alien Earth is, it's an hour of watching a bunch of stupid annoying idiots making the most weird and asinine decisions, they don't seem to take anything seriously and have weird conversations about other people's sex lives And if that isn't bad enough the acting level of some of the cast is of an embarrassing level.
They're trying to copy the original alien film here, but they're failing miserably. The characters are so stupid and the acting so mediocre that you're incredibly annoyed as a viewer. Furthermore, no one seems particularly concerned about the dangerous situation with the aliens, and they seem to prioritize provoking childish arguments.
And why is this episode suddenly a long flashback after four episodes?
This show is getting worse and worse with every episode.
The formula was used so often that it became a laughable cliche in the genre and filmmakers honestly stopped making it.
Partly because it was cheap lazy writing.
Can someone please tell the Alien Earth director that because he really needs to hear it That is in a nutshell what episode 5 of Alien Earth is, it's an hour of watching a bunch of stupid annoying idiots making the most weird and asinine decisions, they don't seem to take anything seriously and have weird conversations about other people's sex lives And if that isn't bad enough the acting level of some of the cast is of an embarrassing level.
They're trying to copy the original alien film here, but they're failing miserably. The characters are so stupid and the acting so mediocre that you're incredibly annoyed as a viewer. Furthermore, no one seems particularly concerned about the dangerous situation with the aliens, and they seem to prioritize provoking childish arguments.
And why is this episode suddenly a long flashback after four episodes?
This show is getting worse and worse with every episode.
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