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jordansepticeye

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First Strike
6.68
First Strike
Last Action Hero
6.57
Last Action Hero
Kindergarten Cop
6.38
Kindergarten Cop
Commando
6.79
Commando
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
6.15
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
2 Fast 2 Furious
5.97
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Fast and the Furious
6.87
The Fast and the Furious
Collateral Damage
5.55
Collateral Damage
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
8.79
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
The World Is Not Enough
6.49
The World Is Not Enough
Tomorrow Never Dies
6.59
Tomorrow Never Dies
For Your Eyes Only
6.78
For Your Eyes Only
Shallow Hal
6.08
Shallow Hal
Lethal Weapon
7.610
Lethal Weapon
Unaccompanied Minors
5.47
Unaccompanied Minors
Moonraker
6.37
Moonraker
GoldenEye
7.210
GoldenEye
The Spy Who Loved Me
7.09
The Spy Who Loved Me
Freddy vs. Jason
5.77
Freddy vs. Jason
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
7.28
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Silent Night, Deadly Night
5.85
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Legends of the Hidden Temple
5.78
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Diamonds Are Forever
6.55
Diamonds Are Forever
Licence to Kill
6.79
Licence to Kill
Dude, Where's My Car?
5.57
Dude, Where's My Car?

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  • Ice Cube and Kevin Hart in Ride Along 2 (2016)
    2016 Releases I Saw In Theatres
    • 17 titles
    • Public
    • Modified Feb 28, 2017
  • Devon Sawa, Ali Larter, Seann William Scott, Kerr Smith, Amanda Detmer, and Chad Donella in Final Destination (2000)
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    • 5 titles
    • Public
    • Modified Oct 16, 2016
  • Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke, Tom Kenny, and Carolyn Lawrence in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
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Reviews50

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Commando

Commando

6.7
9
  • Apr 28, 2017
  • His Muscles...Are Sweaty,His Guns...Are Loaded,His Movie...Is Awesome!

    I've recently decided to start an Arnold Schwarznegger movie marathon,and I started with this one.First,the good,the action of course,very well choreographed and memorable,this movie almost felt like a video game,besides all the shootouts,there was a great knife fight.The pacing,the action is nonstop,so the movie goes by fast,but not too fast.The characters,they are decently acted,and are all memorable.The addition of Rae Dawn Chong's character was one I liked,she provided some much needed comedy to balance the over the top nature of this movie.The music,while outdated,is fun and fits the film perfectly.The best part of the movie,Arnold,of course,he is so entertaining,spitting out one liners and being super intimidating,while he may seem unrealistic in the climax,it makes sense because throughout they show his strength,which is a lot more than the average person.Now,the bad,the acting at times isn't that great,and sometimes the stupidity is pretty high.Commando is a highly entertaining action movie that is nearly perfect.
    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    6.1
    5
  • Apr 17, 2017
  • Change Of Pace Doesn't Seem Too Fresh

    First,the good,the cameos,they may seem unimportant,but they're very cool and honor the past.The racing,it is a bit different,and I like how there is a lot more practical stunts than CGI.I liked that the races were part of the plot,and even though it wasn't the best,the plot did flow nicely.Some characters,like Han and Twinkie(yes that's his name)were decently acted and entertaining.The main character had a few good scenes as well.The best part is the new setting of Tokyo,it is very different and the movie does a good job of exploring the racing culture.Now,the bad,the characters,they aren't nearly as memorable as the originals,and aren't acted the best.The main character is pretty wooden,and the villain had a weak motivation and wasn't that threatening or entertaining,he was just an asshole.The action,it all feels the same,but it's still pretty good.The movie mainly suffers from being unmemorable.All in all,Tokyo Drift has good racing scenes and a nice setting,but it also has weak characters and isn't the most memorable,it probably should've been a direct to DVD movie.
    2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious

    5.9
    7
  • Apr 16, 2017
  • The Lack Of Diesel Fuel Doesn't Hurt This Movie Too Bad

    Sorry about that pun.First,the good,the villain,he is much better than the one from the first movie,he is slightly charming,but feels like a real killer.The action,it is well paced and executed,and very fun.There is a lot more races,but that's not a bad thing when cars are the heart of this franchise.The music is great,and there is a lot more humor mainly due to Tyrese Gibson,and other characters like Ludicrous.The characters in general,are good,they're very entertaining and are good replacements for the original cast.The best part is Paul Walker and Tyrese Gibson's chemistry,seeing them get at each other's throats is just as fun as them having regular everyday conversations.Now,the bad,some of the dialogue feels very stupid and unrealistic,and sometimes the action outweighs the story.The worst part though,even though this movie was pretty good,the lack of Vin Diesel affects the movie a bit,as he was a great character and one of the best parts of the original,I also kind of missed the others.2 Fast 2 Furious is a really fun movie that feels slightly empty with the missing characters.
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