benjaminweber

There are two possibilities here: either they did a laughably awful job on purpose for the shiggles (most probable), or they are genuinely incompetent. In other words, they either deserve 1 star or are desperate to receive one, so who am I to deny them? This is a movie about a shark that looks like an angry uncooked breakfast sausage that is also radioactive, go into it with low expectations and prepare for it to fail to meet even those.

I've always wanted to see a truly legendary terrible movie during its first theatrical run. The Room wasn't given a theatrical debut in my country, I was too young to go and see Gigli, and I didn't get to go to the Baywatch either. But now I've done it! I got to watch CG abominations vomit on Ray Winstone in a fursuit, and that made me very happy!