sifudoyle
Joined Dec 2016
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Nothing but a mess.
Ten episodes of villains winning at every turn, a bunch of c'mere/getaway relationships, and no resolution whatsoever in the final episodes. At least cheesy Hallmark shows have a conclusion or two, this show went nowhere, and stayed there.
If I had to pick one positive for this terrible show, it was casting James Brolin... the only believable acting moments in any of the ten tedious episodes and of course the writers and directors even manage to mess that up.
Sadly, being so atrocious you just know Ransom Canyon will be getting a second season which will give atheists more reason to celebrate proof of their theory.
Ten episodes of villains winning at every turn, a bunch of c'mere/getaway relationships, and no resolution whatsoever in the final episodes. At least cheesy Hallmark shows have a conclusion or two, this show went nowhere, and stayed there.
If I had to pick one positive for this terrible show, it was casting James Brolin... the only believable acting moments in any of the ten tedious episodes and of course the writers and directors even manage to mess that up.
Sadly, being so atrocious you just know Ransom Canyon will be getting a second season which will give atheists more reason to celebrate proof of their theory.
This film, wait... I've seen better film on stagnant ponds.
This, whatever it was, should serve as proof that Witherspoon and Farrell need to stop producing and might want to just pack it in... and I mean the entire industry.
This outing wasn't funny, wasn't acted well, horribly written, terribly directed, and way too long. The only thing the production did successfully was to make sure they checked all the boxes to be sure no one got hurt or felt left out.
This movie had nothing but random expletive explosions, horrible lecturing on social rules and regs, and physical humour which only highlighted how the leads were far too old to sell the gags.
If you manage to watch this film to its end, you are Hercules or an Amazon warrior with inhuman strength.
This, whatever it was, should serve as proof that Witherspoon and Farrell need to stop producing and might want to just pack it in... and I mean the entire industry.
This outing wasn't funny, wasn't acted well, horribly written, terribly directed, and way too long. The only thing the production did successfully was to make sure they checked all the boxes to be sure no one got hurt or felt left out.
This movie had nothing but random expletive explosions, horrible lecturing on social rules and regs, and physical humour which only highlighted how the leads were far too old to sell the gags.
If you manage to watch this film to its end, you are Hercules or an Amazon warrior with inhuman strength.
From the moment the kid characters were introduced, this film became an absolute mess. Sure, bratty kids are nothing new to film, especially nowadays... but these pair were over the top even by today's moronic standards.
Aside from butting heads with their parents in every single scene, when stuff goes down, and they witness it, the kids still remain clueless to what their parents are doing, and still question everything... which not only makes them irritating, but rather obtuse as well. I mean, how many attempts on the parent's lives does it take for these kids to get a clue?
I would've given a one star, but the chemistry between Foxx & Diaz was wonderful so that's worth an extra twinkle.
Aside from butting heads with their parents in every single scene, when stuff goes down, and they witness it, the kids still remain clueless to what their parents are doing, and still question everything... which not only makes them irritating, but rather obtuse as well. I mean, how many attempts on the parent's lives does it take for these kids to get a clue?
I would've given a one star, but the chemistry between Foxx & Diaz was wonderful so that's worth an extra twinkle.
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