jonathanorr

If you want to see a movie where the lines are delivered without any semblance of emotion or effort put behind them, here ya go. It's honestly far more enjoyable than most movies you will watch. A spectacular failure is always better than a regular failure. The dialogue is cheesy, the lighting is amateurish, the sound is barely audible, the acting is wooden, and the plot is incredibly dumb. Just the complete opposite of firing on all cylinders. But hey. I don't blame the actors. They had a chance to be in a movie and took it. Good for them! I highly recommend this if you are a cheesy movie fan.

In the words of Mr. T himself, this movie is ABSOLUDACRIS. In the best way possible. I've probably seen this movie 30 times, and it never gets old. Corny, cheesy, silly, absurd. Pick a synonym. But you cannot tell me it's not incredibly enjoyable. Mr. T is a treasure, and so is this movie. So watch it, FOO!

Billy Dee, man. He deserved better, but this is honestly a good time. Cheesy movie lovers will enjoy the sheer awfulness of this clunker, and the chemistry between Billy Dee and the giant dude who plays his son is kinda fun. Also, seeing Tiny Lister is always a treat. I'm currently watching this and just doing two things:

1. Laughing at how bad and badly made this is.

2. Feeling sorry for the direction Billy Dee's career went after Star Wars and Batman.