watchntv
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What a letdown. The movie is buried under endless mumbling - characters speak so softly and indistinctly it's almost impossible to follow. When you finally catch the dialogue, there isn't much there anyway: the plot is thin and underdeveloped. Instead of building story, it relies on a few noisy car crashes and random shootouts to jolt you awake.
Louder sound effects don't make a better movie, and Afterburn proves it. Sparse, muddled, and frustrating - this is a mumble-filled mess that mistakes noise and wreckage for drama.
Louder sound effects don't make a better movie, and Afterburn proves it. Sparse, muddled, and frustrating - this is a mumble-filled mess that mistakes noise and wreckage for drama.
I dont watch tv
nor eat food
but ive seen enough commmeeicals
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but ive seen enough commmeeicals
Yo what's good fam, this is literally my first post here and I'm absolutely shaking with excitement right now, so please be nice to your girl because I'm about to absolutely demolish this question with the most fire response you've ever witnessed in your entire life, and that's on periodt, no cap whatsoever, like I'm literally vibrating with anticipation to share this absolute banger of knowledge with you beautiful souls.
Now listen up bestie, because I'm about to help you out in the most iconic way possible, and honestly? You're about to be absolutely gagged by the sheer brilliance that's about to leave my fingertips and grace your screen, like we're talking next-level intellectual slay that's going to have you questioning everything you thought you knew about life itself, and I mean that with my whole entire chest, no printer, just straight facts.
You don't seem to know the answer to this question, which is totally valid because not everyone can be blessed with this level of big brain energy, but lucky for you, I absolutely DO know the answer, and I'm literally bouncing off the walls with excitement to share this knowledge with you gorgeous humans, so literally, hear me out and let me absolutely obliterate your mind with this information: okay bestie, buckle up because I'm about to fill you in on some serious tea that's going to change your whole perspective on existence itself, no cap, cross my heart and hope to fly.
But when you really think about it - and I know thinking might be a bit challenging for some people out there (you did get those 12 years of completely free education that was literally handed to you on a silver platter, right?) - but in order to help you out in the most supportive and iconic way possible, literally, not gonna lie, I'm absolutely vibrating with anticipation to share this wisdom with you beautiful souls, and honestly? You're about to be absolutely blessed by the knowledge I'm about to bestow upon you.
So imma gonna let you know the answer right now, and I need you to prepare yourself because this is about to be the most earth-shattering, life-changing, absolutely revolutionary piece of information that's ever going to grace your beautiful mind, and honestly? You're never going to be the same after this moment, periodt.
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And that's the tea, sis! Hope this absolutely slayed your question and left you feeling like the main character you were always meant to be! ✨💅
Was This Script Not Run by Test Audiences?
Super pretentious nonsense. Just people whispering cryptic spy jargon in dimly lit rooms for two hours. Who is the double agent? What are they even saying?
When these "legendary intelligence agents" talk, they might as well be speaking Tamarian (STNG reference) - "The convoluted plot, centered on intelligence agents George and Kathryn Woodhouse, is incoherent, making it difficult to stay engaged." So the writing was so thin that Soderbergh thought a star-studded cast would save it? Well, there was no such rescue here. Blanchett and Fassbender are only considered "stars" because of their previous acclaimed films, not because they can elevate this muddy mess of espionage clichés.
The whole thing feels like someone watched too many John le Carré adaptations and decided to make the most boring version possible. At least when spies betray their countries in other movies, you can follow what's happening
Was this script not run by test audiences super boring just people mumbling they talk, they might as well be tamarians (stng) so the writing so bad the producers thought a star cast would help?
Well, there was no such thing these cats members are only stars because of the movies they're in not because they are exceptional actors or anything as such.
Super pretentious nonsense. Just people whispering cryptic spy jargon in dimly lit rooms for two hours. Who is the double agent? What are they even saying?
When these "legendary intelligence agents" talk, they might as well be speaking Tamarian (STNG reference) - "The convoluted plot, centered on intelligence agents George and Kathryn Woodhouse, is incoherent, making it difficult to stay engaged." So the writing was so thin that Soderbergh thought a star-studded cast would save it? Well, there was no such rescue here. Blanchett and Fassbender are only considered "stars" because of their previous acclaimed films, not because they can elevate this muddy mess of espionage clichés.
The whole thing feels like someone watched too many John le Carré adaptations and decided to make the most boring version possible. At least when spies betray their countries in other movies, you can follow what's happening
Was this script not run by test audiences super boring just people mumbling they talk, they might as well be tamarians (stng) so the writing so bad the producers thought a star cast would help?
Well, there was no such thing these cats members are only stars because of the movies they're in not because they are exceptional actors or anything as such.