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In an intriguing coincidence, Crow finally gets to direct his first film, "Earth vs. Soup," in between viewing "The Incredible Melting Man (1977)", a film about a incredibly '70s physician trying to stop an astronaut from gradually turning into soup.

In an intriguing coincidence, Crow finally gets to direct his first film, "Earth vs. Soup," in between viewing "The Incredible Melting Man (1977)", a film about a incredibly '70s physician trying to stop an astronaut from gradually turning into soup.

Kojak races to stop a Mafia war, incited by Chinatown hoodlums. First, the young tong mobsters ripoff a knock-over of a Crespi family policy operation, by low-level soldiers of the Scalesi clan. Not suspecting that the masked murderers are Chinese, the Crespis dispatch their Jewish consigliere to recoup the loss from Scalesi godfather Don Cheech, and discern if the Scalesies are muscling in on their territory. All atwitter, Lt. Kojak calls in NYPD Cosa Nostra expert Sgt. Polucci, to help stave off a full-scale gang war.

Kojak races to stop a Mafia war, incited by Chinatown hoodlums. First, the young tong mobsters ripoff a knock-over of a Crespi family policy operation, by low-level soldiers of the Scalesi clan. Not suspecting that the masked murderers are Chinese, the Crespis dispatch their Jewish consigliere to recoup the loss from Scalesi godfather Don Cheech, and discern if the Scalesies are muscling in on their territory. All atwitter, Lt. Kojak calls in NYPD Cosa Nostra expert Sgt. Polucci, to help stave off a full-scale gang war.

Kojak races to stop a Mafia war, incited by Chinatown hoodlums. First, the young tong mobsters ripoff a knock-over of a Crespi family policy operation, by low-level soldiers of the Scalesi clan. Not suspecting that the masked murderers are Chinese, the Crespis dispatch their Jewish consigliere to recoup the loss from Scalesi godfather Don Cheech, and discern if the Scalesies are muscling in on their territory. All atwitter, Lt. Kojak calls in NYPD Cosa Nostra expert Sgt. Polucci, to help stave off a full-scale gang war.

A deformed creeper is the protagonist and antagonist in "The Brute Man (1946)," today's experiment watched by Mike and the Bots. It is preceded by a bunch of chickens in "The Chicken of Tomorrow (1948)."

Manhattan is awash with re-cut stolen gems after a legit jeweler is killed, but Kojak ties the honest gem-smith's silent partner to Lawrence, a shady power broker. The partner was "The Prettiest Girl in New York," then fell on hard times, but was taken into the gem business by the honest Max Krouse. Now Celia Lamb is back living high under Lawrence's oily thumb. Kojak perceives the guilt Celia holds about her savior Max, and hopes to use it to bring down Lawrence and the gem chop shops.

Mike and the Bots endure and barely survive "The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)," their third and final Coleman Francis abomination featuring Tor Johnson as the titular beast.

Mike and the Bots endure and barely survive "The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)," their third and final Coleman Francis abomination featuring Tor Johnson as the titular beast.

A minister encourages railroad workers to stop getting brutally injured on the job in "The Days of Our Years (1955)." During the feature film "The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)," a mad scientist makes an escaped criminal invisible so he can steal radioactive supplies.

A minister encourages railroad workers to stop getting brutally injured on the job in "The Days of Our Years (1955)." During the feature film "The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)," a mad scientist makes an escaped criminal invisible so he can steal radioactive supplies.

After a successful heist, Porter is left for dead. Once he recovers, he seeks vengeance and wants his share of the money.

After a successful heist, Porter is left for dead. Once he recovers, he seeks vengeance and wants his share of the money.

In a dystopian 1997, a soldier-turned-bank robber is tasked with rescuing the U.S. President after he crashes into Manhattan, which has been turned into a giant maximum security prison.

In a dystopian 1997, a soldier-turned-bank robber is tasked with rescuing the U.S. President after he crashes into Manhattan, which has been turned into a giant maximum security prison.

A Senate candidate finds a seductive reform school dropout hiding in his home in "Kitten with a Whip (1964)." The crew throws a Mexican fiesta like the one in the film and chat with a real kitten with a whip on the Hexfield.

A Senate candidate finds a seductive reform school dropout hiding in his home in "Kitten with a Whip (1964)." The crew throws a Mexican fiesta like the one in the film and chat with a real kitten with a whip on the Hexfield.

A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used-car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.

A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used-car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.

A cowboy winds up in the middle of a turf war between a rancher and his neighbors in "Last of the Wild Horses (1948)." An invention from the Mads goes awry and creates mirror versions of everyone on the Satellite of Love.

Jamison Handy shows the world the glory of sexism with electric kitchen appliances in "Young Man's Fancy (1952)" and Edward D. Wood Jr. analyzes the world of criminals spoiled by their parents in "The Violent Years (1956)."

A down-home country family eat apple pie and raise championship pigs during "A Day at the Fair (1947)." In the failed television pilot turned movie "Code Name: Diamond Head (1977)," an undercover agent battles a villain in Hawaii.

In Cornwall, 1819, a young woman discovers she's living near a gang of criminals who arrange shipwrecks for profit.

In Cornwall, 1819, a young woman discovers she's living near a gang of criminals who arrange shipwrecks for profit.

Mike and the Bots watch "Bloodlust! (1961)," a cheap rip-off of "The Most Dangerous Game (1932)," while Mother Forrester visits Deep 13.