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Don't worry about odd accents (or lack of them), don't worry about uniforms of dubious accuracy, don't worry about much of any other complaint.

The simple fact is that this movie is, quite simply, boring. The 'dramatic' sequences would be better served in a mid-day soapie or straight to TV movie from Hallmark, such is the acting involved. The tension, drama, etc one might expect from the scenario simply isn't there and the predictable end is as worthless as the rest of it all.

Unfortunately, this movie is testament to the fact that you may own some uniforms or vehicles, you may have a bunch of friends who are keen to help you and you may own a camera, but this doesn't mean that you can act, direct or even attempt to produce something worth watching and when you attempt to do all of that on a shoe-string budget, it shows.

Seriously, this is beyond bad. Our "US Army Rangers" (in Africa in the Past!... Really?) start off in quite a predicament being pinned down by a Ukrainian warlord and his band of 'international terrorists'. When he calls for air support, we first see what appear to be Bulgarian MiG-29s taking off. Switch to a cockpit view, and the flyboys are wearing Apache Gunship (read helicopter) type helmets and sights. Switch back to the aircraft bearing down on the bad guys and instead of the MiGs, there's a pair of Sukhoi Frogfoots.

Jesus, could it get worse? Unfortunately, yes.

Those who have attempted to suggest that this is some sort of spoof must have a very high standard to look up to if they think this dreck was deliberately made to look like utter crap.

I would suggest it's merely some demented idiot's idea of an 'action movie'

I'm more than surprised that this has any sort of positive review. If this is 'new British Horror', Hammer Studios and anyone related to that outfit must be rolling in their graves.

This is quite possibly the worst movie, splatterfest or otherwise created in the history of cinema. It makes Attack of the Rotten Tomatoes look like cinematic excellence in comparison.

Quite simply, no redeeming features within this pile of offal. Drug addled hookers wander around attempting to act, losers in even worse high-school grade makeup join them and 'Dani Filth'... well, let's just suggest he might want to stick to yelling incoherently into a microphone for 3 minutes and calling it 'music' than consider himself capable of 'acting'.

As others have mentioned, plenty of ripoffs which I for one, would love to see the big guys in the movie world take this band of clowns to the cleaners for.

Damn shame there isn't a zero or negative score available.