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I'm all about free speech and all that jazz.. but WOW! The audacity these "Christians" have making this movie is just disgusting, a new all-time low (besides the pedo stuff obviously). I've watched well over 1,500 movies in my life, and I've never once saw a 1-star movie, until I saw this. I can't believe Kevin Sorbo agreed to do this.. I honestly don't want to watch any more of his movies out of principal, this movie is so bad.. The amount of propoganda in this film is sickening.. If you want to save 90 minutes or whatever watching this.. I'll break it down for you in like two seconds..

Christians are all perfect and God's perfect gift to Earth, and anyone who isn't is destroying the Earth and what's wrong with the world. The fact is, whoever thought to write and direct this film is EXACTLY what is wrong with this world.. The irony...

It's worth watching if you're a fan of stoner type comedy. Not the best editing, no name cast outside of Matt Jones (Breaking Bad - the reason I found this film), and a cameo part from Harland Williams (Half Baked). The concept was very predictable at every turn, cheesy at times to the point of slapstick. The end football game was very exaggerated.. and the soundtrack made it feel like a cliche 90s movie.. Other than that, the acting wasn't terrible, the script was pretty "meh", with lots of obvious unexplained questions.. For what it was, the script could have been better. There's a few laughs in there if you don't get over critical while watching it. It is what it is.. a 5 out of 10 star movie at best. I'd probably give it a 3-4 without Matt Jones. Ever since I saw him in Breaking Bad as Badger, I've watched most everything else he's done - so there you go.

I was a bit shocked to find out this was a made-for-TV movie! With that said, the movie had it's cheesy moments like most TV-movies do.

Plot: 8.5/10 Writing: 6/10 Acting: 7/10 Film/Editing: 7/10

Overall I feel like the acting wasn't bad - it's the cheesy script that they had to deal with.. I think they did the best job they could do with the script at hand. The movie is intended for 8-15 demographic, with parental supervision. If you're a 25 year old looking for a movie with laughs, you'll probably rate this movie lower. As a 30 year old parent of 3 toddlers, I gave the movie more applause. They hit on a lot of great life lessons and points, and it's a tear jerker for kids 8-12. If I were to rate the movie based on it's genre alone, I'd give it an 8.5/10, but comparing it to every movie ever made, I'd give it a 7/10, and that's probably a bit generous.