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So we're 2+ years into the pandemic and I'm on a horror kick and I can't believe I just found this. While I appreciate the first movie and it's place in horror law this is better in every respect. There are some deadset creepy scenes and it has a great sense of humour. If you like to 420 to movies and you haven't seen it this is essential viewing.

... Thank me later.

As Keanu would say "woah"... So during pandemic I've been watching a LOT (like many people I'm sure) and I've watched everything on Netflix im done with "modern tv" I'm now onto Tubi and especially the genre of 70s/80s/90s horror/adventure/thriller. It just suits my 420 style (know what I mean?) to a) be able to watch actual plot driven movies over the effects driven drivel of today, and b) to be able to have a laugh at some old classics I've never seen.

So if this sounds like you and you're just chilling at home with time to kill and poppa got a brand new bag I highly (!) recommend this movie.

Look. I get that these type of movies are meant to be a bit of fun... and in that it utterly fails. If maybe Ryan Reynolds new how to do anything else, or if this movie wasn't EXACTLY like 99% of everything he's ever done- then Maybe this would be average... but it's not so that's why I give it a terrible rating. Also I can't stand how Reynolds glorifies crime especially murder (less so in this movie which copies 80% from the similarly awful Bodyguard movies ) as something funny or interesting. It's not. Reynolds is a (sad) joke. Please never do another movie again. Sincerely.