shalabodov-32997
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The most expensive Netflix movie also turns out to be one of the worst movies of the year. Almost everything here is bad - the script feels like it was written by a child (so many contrivances, it's actually painful to watch), the acting from the Rock and Gal Gadot was fairly atrocious. Ryan Reynolds played himself again, which may be the only redeeming factor. How did this cost 200 million, by the way? I guess a fat chunk went to the A-listers, but that doesn't mean the movie should look like an amateur college no-budget short. The green screen in Rome was so awful, it looked like my boy Tommy Wiseau on the roof all over again. None of the sequences stood out as exciting, none of the twists work if you possess half a brain cell. And the product placement, wow. If I didn't watch the credits, I would've thought Michael Bay directed this garbage. This is almost as bad as Olive Garden in the Sonic movie. Don't waste your time on this.
We all know his name. We all know his big role as Uncredited District 8 Helper from the Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1. We all aspire to be like him. After years of anticipation and blind guessing we have been blessed with his presence as Officer Greg in a new genre classic - Last of the Grads. With this performance, Charles White transcends the meaning of the term "method acting". He blurs the line between actor and character and truly becomes the grizzled police officer struggling with depression. The man looks like a dream - 5 feet ans 6 inches(the perfect height for a man), a 6.5 inches of steel and glory, and a beard of a homeless man. And the lines, don't even get me started - "limp-dick turbo-virgin loser" is now a staple phrase in my vocabulary. By the end of the film, I screeched out the legendary "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAH BABYY!!" to celebrate the man's famed career. Unfortunately, the Oscars are infamous for ignoring horror films, thus snubbing some the best performances we have ever witnessed on the silver screen, so Charles will criminally go unnoticed by the Academy once again. All we can do now is hope Charles will once again star in a film and elevate it beyond regular cinema.
