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I don't even know where to begin with this movie. He finds out he is going to die then instead of spending the rest of his time with his family, HE SPENDS IT WITH A GUY HE JUST MET! WHY?! WANT TO KNOW WHAT "FAMILY ORIENTED", PLASTIC SMELLING, OLD, NON-BALD EAGLE LOOKIN STARBUCKS REGULAR CAME IN AND SERVED THIS IDEA LIKE LO MAIN NOODLES! AND THE WORST PART IS SOMEBODY LIKED IT! THIS MOVIE'S PLOT MAKES SO LITTLE SENSE THAT I STARTED FORGETTING THINGS TO ALLOW ROOM IN MY HEAD TO UNDERSTAND IT! This whole movie should be about him in the mental hospital because he would rather hang out with a balding Gary Busey with alzheimer's than his own family. I got more of a gay pride message than friendship because he chooses this guy over his wife. Also, as Ultron goes to attack him Vision uses the infinity stone in his head to destroy him.

This movie was decent until i actually started watching it. This movie made me cry, and not because it was emotional, but because of not only the god awful, horrible, student film quality looking animations, but i was so sad about the 55 minutes of my life that i will never get back, that i am 90% sure that i contracted chronic depression. This movie's voice acting sounded like Gary Busey with a sinus infection. And what self-righteous 40 year old kindergarden student at the school of animation, thought to themselves, "Oh you know what would be clever? My last name is Lion, so lets make all the characters lions!" This movie looks like somebody decided to make lugaru into a movie and somehow used even worse quality character models than that. Overall this movie is the bane of my existance and i would rather chew gum i found on the bottom of a desk than watch it again.