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1. ‘Do Not Want’
God awful, makes you want to gouge your eyeballs out with a spork, and either head-butt the TV or try to hit the cinema screen with projectile vomit.

2. ‘Awful’
Still awful, but has at least one thing that is done well.

3. ‘Bad’
Bad, but you agree that watching this film was an OK pastime on a lazy weekend evening because there was nothing else on TV and you were too lazy to dig up anything better.

4. ‘Nice Try, But No Cigar’
Still bad, but is ‘almost there’.

5. ‘Meh’
The threshold for ‘OK’.

6. ‘Not Bad’
It has some aspects that lift it above mediocrity and make it quite enjoyable to watch, but it either never becomes really good, or if it does, it still has some bad parts that drag it down.

7. ‘Good’
This movie is really worth watching and you would watch it again spontaneously, but not too often.

8. ‘Very good’
This is the kind of movie that you could watch again several times, even though it is clearly not perfect.

9. ‘Excellent’
It is almost perfect. You could watch this movie again almost an unlimited number of times.

10. ‘Perfect’
You could watch this movie until eternity without ever getting bored by it.

Ratings from 12 March 2018 onwards.