shatterthematrix
Joined Apr 2018
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There's no words for this dumpster fire. I'll be honest, I have a huge soft spot for campy cheesy movies that are bad, it's a guilty pleasure, but this thing is literally unwatchable.
The opening scene had worse acting than a 70's porn film. From there, it just got worse. Once I saw the shark and the Microsoft paint quality effects, I was out. This thing makes an Asylum film look like Citizen Kane.
The opening scene had worse acting than a 70's porn film. From there, it just got worse. Once I saw the shark and the Microsoft paint quality effects, I was out. This thing makes an Asylum film look like Citizen Kane.
John Williams is Star Wars. Has always been. And even George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg give credit to John Williams to being the SOUL and SUCCESS of their films.
I remember when Mando and Boba Fett came out, being worried about terrible scores. But I was honestly impressed that the direction Ludwig Goransson took actually worked well for the series. The music is highly detailed and utilizes the leit motif concept that Williams does with character and events.
I know John Williams was called in to write the Kenobi theme for this, and I like that theme. However, the rest of the music by Natalie Holt is AWFUL. Its very generic and lazy and soulless and NOT STAR WARS.
Star Wars music has a feel to it. It tells the story all by itself. Even the Goransson scores tell a solid story by themselves. But what Natalie Holt pumped out is absolute pure garbage and is some of the most bland music ever written in the Star Wars universe. And it would've been ten times worse if she didn't have a Williams theme to work with. A space opera requires music of operatic quality. Not a bunch of below average scoring. It's terrible.
I remember when Mando and Boba Fett came out, being worried about terrible scores. But I was honestly impressed that the direction Ludwig Goransson took actually worked well for the series. The music is highly detailed and utilizes the leit motif concept that Williams does with character and events.
I know John Williams was called in to write the Kenobi theme for this, and I like that theme. However, the rest of the music by Natalie Holt is AWFUL. Its very generic and lazy and soulless and NOT STAR WARS.
Star Wars music has a feel to it. It tells the story all by itself. Even the Goransson scores tell a solid story by themselves. But what Natalie Holt pumped out is absolute pure garbage and is some of the most bland music ever written in the Star Wars universe. And it would've been ten times worse if she didn't have a Williams theme to work with. A space opera requires music of operatic quality. Not a bunch of below average scoring. It's terrible.