Nexelium
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This film left me more irritated than entertained. The script is so flat and absurd that at times I wanted to turn it off. The most infuriating part was Galactus: he wiped out half of New York, caused a trillion-dollar blow to the economy, left thousands of families without jobs or livelihoods, and killed hundreds of thousands of people - all to save a single person. I'm not heartless, I do have feelings, but this level of nonsense is just too much.
Instead of crafting a thoughtful story, Hollywood once again banked on flashy CGI. Sure, the visuals are impressive, but in the era of artificial intelligence, audiences expect more: depth, logic, and emotional weight. Unfortunately, the creators chose the easy way out.
This could have been a meaningful film if the writers had focused on character motivation and the real consequences of their actions. As it stands, it's just another reminder that no amount of spectacle can save a broken script.
Instead of crafting a thoughtful story, Hollywood once again banked on flashy CGI. Sure, the visuals are impressive, but in the era of artificial intelligence, audiences expect more: depth, logic, and emotional weight. Unfortunately, the creators chose the easy way out.
This could have been a meaningful film if the writers had focused on character motivation and the real consequences of their actions. As it stands, it's just another reminder that no amount of spectacle can save a broken script.
Oh, Karate Kid: Legends - what a nostalgic gut-punch! I nearly dusted off my 1984 VHS tapes just to feel something real again. Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio are back, schooling the new kid, Li Fong, in the ancient art of punching and kicking his way to... wait for it... beating up bullies at a tournament! Shocker, right? Who could've guessed the sixth movie in this franchise would serve such a bold, never-before-seen plot?
The fight scenes? They're like cheap takeout - flashy in the moment, but you forget the taste an hour later. The choreography tries hard, but it's got about as much punch as a limp noodle compared to Cobra Kai. Ben Wang's Li Fong is a sweet kid, sure, but his "emotional journey" feels like he's reciting inspirational quotes scraped from social media. And Jackie and Ralph? They're like two grandpas crashing a teen party, droning on about how "back in their day" things were tougher.
Spoiler? Oh, honey, you don't really think I'd spill who wins the big final fight, do you? Let's just say if you've seen any movie in this franchise, you already know who's walking away with the trophy and who's icing their bruises.
Verdict: This flick is like reheating day-old pizza - edible, but barely. 5/10 for effort and Jackie Chan's ageless grin. If you're craving nostalgia, skip this and binge the OG Karate Kid or Cobra Kai instead.
The fight scenes? They're like cheap takeout - flashy in the moment, but you forget the taste an hour later. The choreography tries hard, but it's got about as much punch as a limp noodle compared to Cobra Kai. Ben Wang's Li Fong is a sweet kid, sure, but his "emotional journey" feels like he's reciting inspirational quotes scraped from social media. And Jackie and Ralph? They're like two grandpas crashing a teen party, droning on about how "back in their day" things were tougher.
Spoiler? Oh, honey, you don't really think I'd spill who wins the big final fight, do you? Let's just say if you've seen any movie in this franchise, you already know who's walking away with the trophy and who's icing their bruises.
Verdict: This flick is like reheating day-old pizza - edible, but barely. 5/10 for effort and Jackie Chan's ageless grin. If you're craving nostalgia, skip this and binge the OG Karate Kid or Cobra Kai instead.
Movie 43 is proof that even an all-star cast can't save a film from being a total trainwreck. Sure, a few sketches made me chuckle - absurd, unexpectedly bold, and momentarily funny. But those moments are rare flashes in an otherwise chaotic mess.
There's virtually no storyline. Most scenes rely on crude, shock-value gags that wear thin fast. The humor often lands somewhere between awkward and gross, and the transitions between segments feel like a desperate attempt to stitch random nonsense into something watchable.
Unsurprisingly, this film won three Razzie Awards - Worst Picture, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. And honestly, it earned every single one of them. It's one of those rare movies where the negative awards speak louder than any critic ever could. Watch it once - if at all - and never again.
There's virtually no storyline. Most scenes rely on crude, shock-value gags that wear thin fast. The humor often lands somewhere between awkward and gross, and the transitions between segments feel like a desperate attempt to stitch random nonsense into something watchable.
Unsurprisingly, this film won three Razzie Awards - Worst Picture, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay. And honestly, it earned every single one of them. It's one of those rare movies where the negative awards speak louder than any critic ever could. Watch it once - if at all - and never again.