calebcalebwhitney
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No spoilers here folks because NOTHING HAPPENS!
But let's get to the real deal: How can I be expected to watch a show where the main character is selfish, boring, entitled and totally useless. Maybe if the actress playing Maggie had the ability to make expressions with her face the show might have been more interesting. This chick is a mannequin or some kind of automaton, probably made in a factory in Burbank and powered by a filthy old Kitchen-Aide motor. She stumbles through every scene dead-eyed and slack-jawed with an air of undeserved superiority that is just awful and sickening to watch. Don't even get me started on the horrible saccharine acoustic whiny music they queue up every three minutes. My girlfriend made me watch this with her and I'm seriously considering breaking up with her. She has to be a halfwit to like this junk. No, not considering breaking up... now that I put it out there it's gonna happen. Thanks for listening and helping me work through that decision. I owe you one. All of you. That woman is gonna be out of my life just like this show. GOOD RIDDANCE!
But let's get to the real deal: How can I be expected to watch a show where the main character is selfish, boring, entitled and totally useless. Maybe if the actress playing Maggie had the ability to make expressions with her face the show might have been more interesting. This chick is a mannequin or some kind of automaton, probably made in a factory in Burbank and powered by a filthy old Kitchen-Aide motor. She stumbles through every scene dead-eyed and slack-jawed with an air of undeserved superiority that is just awful and sickening to watch. Don't even get me started on the horrible saccharine acoustic whiny music they queue up every three minutes. My girlfriend made me watch this with her and I'm seriously considering breaking up with her. She has to be a halfwit to like this junk. No, not considering breaking up... now that I put it out there it's gonna happen. Thanks for listening and helping me work through that decision. I owe you one. All of you. That woman is gonna be out of my life just like this show. GOOD RIDDANCE!
Other reviewers have commented on how insufferable and preachy the Zero character is, so I'll just say the show is clearly out of touch. When will studios figure out that if we wanted to be preached to we would go to church.
The Zero character and the Santi character are so entitled that it makes the show unwatchable. What's worse is the show runners clearly think we're going to be on their side. We're supposed to celebrate and worship at the alter of the preachy, judgmental, fragility and general haughtiness displayed by these characters.
Sit this one out. It's boring and irritating and you'll kick your tv if you don't heed my advice.
The Zero character and the Santi character are so entitled that it makes the show unwatchable. What's worse is the show runners clearly think we're going to be on their side. We're supposed to celebrate and worship at the alter of the preachy, judgmental, fragility and general haughtiness displayed by these characters.
Sit this one out. It's boring and irritating and you'll kick your tv if you don't heed my advice.
Saw this on Tubi where it was free, with ads. I hate commercials and these commercials were horrible, but you know what? They weren't as horrible as this stupid, boring movie. The actress playing Gidget this time was totally lacking in charisma or charm. I'm sure she's a fine human being, and with a better script and a better director, and better costars, in a better film, she might have done a better job, but this was just terrible.
Look folks, I don't like to throw my authority around or pull rank, but this time I'm gonna have to speak bluntly on this one and forbid you to watch it. I have a responsibility here, after all. My dear old ma is here with me and she said to tell you she concurs and also forbids you. Ma's what back home we call a "conjure woman" so you won't want to disappoint her. Thus, we bind you up in the name of the old gods and the new and all of the saints, holy and unholy. Ye shan't watch this one, friends. Amen and so mote it be.
Look folks, I don't like to throw my authority around or pull rank, but this time I'm gonna have to speak bluntly on this one and forbid you to watch it. I have a responsibility here, after all. My dear old ma is here with me and she said to tell you she concurs and also forbids you. Ma's what back home we call a "conjure woman" so you won't want to disappoint her. Thus, we bind you up in the name of the old gods and the new and all of the saints, holy and unholy. Ye shan't watch this one, friends. Amen and so mote it be.
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