LillyPiper
Joined Sep 2018
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I went into this blind: I just saw the popup in prime today, and thought wow, they made this again, already? But I love sci fi, so obviously had to watch it.
I couldn't finish this tripe.
It's so bad, I kept thinking 'this *must* be a parody, right?', but it doesn't seem quite self-aware enough for that. There's no way this movie isn't getting a Razzie. It might be the most Razzie of all movies to get a Razzie. It's nearly impossible to sit through.
I had to turn it off for fear I'd die of cringe. I'll normally try to make it through, but I just couldn't. This movie was somehow worse than Moonfall.
I give it one star because it is, in fact, a movie.
I couldn't finish this tripe.
It's so bad, I kept thinking 'this *must* be a parody, right?', but it doesn't seem quite self-aware enough for that. There's no way this movie isn't getting a Razzie. It might be the most Razzie of all movies to get a Razzie. It's nearly impossible to sit through.
I had to turn it off for fear I'd die of cringe. I'll normally try to make it through, but I just couldn't. This movie was somehow worse than Moonfall.
I give it one star because it is, in fact, a movie.
There's no way the hype and reviews of this movie aren't some kind of troll. It's ludicrous, and not in a good way.
It's literally sight gag after sight gag, and you've seen all of them within the first 5 minutes. But they keep repeating, as though they'll get funnier after the first dozen times. They don't.
This movie is Woody Woodpecker in live action, but somehow even less funny. All the reviewers are in on some joke, right? Or does everyone not quite get the troll and they don't want to be left out? It has to be something like that, because this painfully unfunny, excruciatingly long bit of slapstick cannot seriously be rated 10/10 by anyone who has actually watched the entire thing.
It's literally sight gag after sight gag, and you've seen all of them within the first 5 minutes. But they keep repeating, as though they'll get funnier after the first dozen times. They don't.
This movie is Woody Woodpecker in live action, but somehow even less funny. All the reviewers are in on some joke, right? Or does everyone not quite get the troll and they don't want to be left out? It has to be something like that, because this painfully unfunny, excruciatingly long bit of slapstick cannot seriously be rated 10/10 by anyone who has actually watched the entire thing.
