joeypelobello

Yes, this garbage is NOT on Common Sense Media. I emailed them asking them politely if they could review it, but they couldn't - as an American company, CSM can only review content only available and made in the USA, while this show has had a couple of DVD releases - not one of them is for Region 1.

This show is a pile of rubbish that we can all live without. Everything is stupid in here. The made-up language and names all look and sound stupid. And are the creators unaware of the fact that "Xan" is a drug?

The name Réndøosîa is so garbage-sounding and mocking. And it doesn't exist - they depict accurate maps of Europe. Let's just forget about it and pretend these brothers are from Phaethon (the planet that is now the asteroid belt - or Maldek as the new agers call it).

The three Pathetic Maldek-Phaethonian Brothers make nothing good for themselves nor on the viewers as they travel around the world. Their stunts are extremely unsafe and it seems that they don't even know what safety is. All their successes are just purely based on luck rather than safety! That is NOT how to produce your characters.

The big fat brother, who I don't even want to say his name, already knows how to CURSE (yes, the brothers do curse - it says so on the website) - but in an episode, can't even count to 5! Are you even kidding me right now? And the brother named after the drug is so obsessed with getting foreign girls! What is this show doing right now?

And needless to say - flash animation kills it.

Anyway, the Pathetic Maldek-Phaethonian Brothers will forever be remembered as one of the worst cartoons ever made and what NOT to do when making a cartoon - but I also hope their memory will disintegrate away into nothing, just like what happened to their home planet - which is now a collection of asteroids between Mars and Jupiter.

I just found this, and even though I only watched one episode, I enjoyed it. I discovered DP through Martha Speaks because Helen's father is named after him.