yugidean
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The first segment definitely isn't for everyone. It starts out intense and intriguing then slides into dark comedy and finally lands in a philosophical/psychological rumination on fear. I enjoyed it but the tonal shift would leave many people frustrated (as evidenced by the reviews...).
But the second segment is appallingly bad. The premise of the episode is already poor, so there's not much hope for the execution. And any hopes you might have are dashed on the rocks as we are assaulted by "plot stupidity" at every turn.
The story begins with a couple out for a celebratory dinner who then venture across the street because...a street photographer's Polaroid looks like it was taken from farther away? Gimme a break.... It gets dumber and dumber from there. What a way to ruin an otherwise perfectly good episode.
But the second segment is appallingly bad. The premise of the episode is already poor, so there's not much hope for the execution. And any hopes you might have are dashed on the rocks as we are assaulted by "plot stupidity" at every turn.
The story begins with a couple out for a celebratory dinner who then venture across the street because...a street photographer's Polaroid looks like it was taken from farther away? Gimme a break.... It gets dumber and dumber from there. What a way to ruin an otherwise perfectly good episode.
The audience for this movie is limited to 1. The self-indulgent director, 2. People who like "artsy" snoozefests, and 3. People who don't like "artsy" snoozefests but say they do.
This movie is the most worthless pile of nothing. The pacing isn't slow, it's nonexistent. The plot is so threadbare your gram's couch from the 1970s has more to it at this point. The directing is so pretentious it's offensive.
Given the choice to rewind time sp I didn't waste it on this movie OR getting slap the director, I'd really want to choose the latter but would reclaim my time because the director doesn't even deserve that much of my time or energy.
This movie is the most worthless pile of nothing. The pacing isn't slow, it's nonexistent. The plot is so threadbare your gram's couch from the 1970s has more to it at this point. The directing is so pretentious it's offensive.
Given the choice to rewind time sp I didn't waste it on this movie OR getting slap the director, I'd really want to choose the latter but would reclaim my time because the director doesn't even deserve that much of my time or energy.