Jared G.

Apparantly, the writers thought that not enough monster fights had taken place in previous Gamera movies. So in this one, we get not one, not two, but THREE fights! Wow! By now Gamera has completely transformed into the friend of all children and his basic role in life is to save little brats. This one also has really bad dubbing. Why do all the women have weird accents?

Oh yeah, Guiron. He's a big knife. This leads to some of the most bizarre Gamera fights ever.

Only Roger Corman could truly explore the horrific implications of an evil vegetable! The acting isn't bad in this, considering the actors were being forced to take the ridiculous monster seriously. Graves and Van Cleef are both adequate and everybody loves Beverly Garland! Unfortunately, all the themes of the movie are stated in dialogue, especially the long moralizing speech at the end. My only problem with this is that it assumes the audience isn't intelligent enough to figure this out themselves. But oh well, there are a lot of movies that are much worse.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, another 3 Ninjas sequel!! Are there actually people out there that demanded this series continuation? The first two ridiculous outings weren't enough? Anyways, this one is even worse than the first two. Let your kids see the first one then hide all evidence that the others exist.