thedarkjackal101
Joined Jul 2006
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While not as bad as his game-to-movie adaptations, this hunk of crud doesn't fare much better.
Boll seems to have a pathological inability to accept that he doesn't make good movies. One of these days he'll run out of money and stop inflicting the world with his bombs.
The acting was sub-par, the dialog sounded like they were reading TelePrompTers and Boll's special little 'touches' were seen throughout the whole thing.
Like all Uwe Boll movies, this one just shouldn't exist.
Plain and simple.
Just like Uwe Boll himself shouldn't exist. >_>
Boll seems to have a pathological inability to accept that he doesn't make good movies. One of these days he'll run out of money and stop inflicting the world with his bombs.
The acting was sub-par, the dialog sounded like they were reading TelePrompTers and Boll's special little 'touches' were seen throughout the whole thing.
Like all Uwe Boll movies, this one just shouldn't exist.
Plain and simple.
Just like Uwe Boll himself shouldn't exist. >_>