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how many ways can one say 'garbage'? Woods Of Evil is so bad it's almost required watching for film students on how not to make a movie.

The story is just too dumb, the acting non-existent, the gore really fake, and the camera-work barely registering.

I will give credit for one thing. When we're first itnroduced to the main guy, he's seeing his probation officer, a MILF-ish Italian woman who should have been in the movie more. She was pretty hot.

But the wigger kid needed to be re-cast and the locations were hardly 'rural', as you could see houses off in the distance. It looked like they kept using the same little wooded area for every outdoor scene.

I also thought it was funny how the slasher was this slow-moving fat guy with a knife but these young slim people couldn't outrun him, or the geniuses they were, just shoot him. So much for being thugs. Next time, stay home, city-boy!

seeing big-bust performer/icon Lulu Devine walking the streets of London is a sight to behold! Never have so normal of clothes looked so amazing. This happens when Lulu pushes the clothing to its limit with her amazing bustline. No porn and anything really 'dirty' other than a shower/bath type of scene. I particularly like seeing her post-bath dressing when she put on that tight clingy dress type thing and goes to the roof to exercise. I wish I was her neighbor.

I think Lulu should have done some mainstream films. There are many of us out here who are fans of this kind of extreme look. I could see her doing some low-budget horror or other sort of non-pornography exploitation films. I would have loved to have seen that.