alan-witte
Joined Jul 2006
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Seriously, Jason Statham never wrinkled his perfectly fitted clothes until the last scene... Despite all the action, the movie is overall boring because the viewer is NEVER asked to question whether the Good-Guy might fail. Take a cue from 'Die Hard'.
...And I could have put up with all the "over-the-top rediculousness' of the plot, if it had JUST ONCE made me feel some concern for Clay...
If gunfire, explosions! & bad-guys who are more two-dimentional than Barney Rubble are your thing, then this is the flick for you!
Also, I was suckered in on the promise of some real commentary about scammers fleecing people out of their life savings, but even that was pretty lame... That's not how it works, NostraDumbass.
...And I could have put up with all the "over-the-top rediculousness' of the plot, if it had JUST ONCE made me feel some concern for Clay...
If gunfire, explosions! & bad-guys who are more two-dimentional than Barney Rubble are your thing, then this is the flick for you!
Also, I was suckered in on the promise of some real commentary about scammers fleecing people out of their life savings, but even that was pretty lame... That's not how it works, NostraDumbass.
Mean Girls is one part hilarious and one part biting High School teen comedy.
There's a much lower 'body count' than Heathers, but it is actually quite nearly as good.
Who am I kidding, I don't have six-hundred characters to say about almost anything...
I do like Rachel McAdams better as a 'good girl' better, but she was awesome in this. Lindsay Lohan can definitely act, and I'm still looking for more to say.
There are awesomely funny moments (the bus is foreshadowed twice) and one-liners interspersed (is that a word?) with truly touching moments that could make one cry.
That's about it, I guess. Yay, 600!
There's a much lower 'body count' than Heathers, but it is actually quite nearly as good.
Who am I kidding, I don't have six-hundred characters to say about almost anything...
I do like Rachel McAdams better as a 'good girl' better, but she was awesome in this. Lindsay Lohan can definitely act, and I'm still looking for more to say.
There are awesomely funny moments (the bus is foreshadowed twice) and one-liners interspersed (is that a word?) with truly touching moments that could make one cry.
That's about it, I guess. Yay, 600!
This is just a generally all-around fun movie that you could watch with your niece or nephew.... Language is mild, and it's very Indiana-Jonesy.
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
This is just a generally all-around fun movie that you could watch with your niece or nephew.... Language is mild, and it's very Indiana-Jonesy.
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
This is just a generally all-around fun movie that you could watch with your niece or nephew.... Language is mild, and it's very Indiana-Jonesy.
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
This is just a generally all-around fun movie that you could watch with your niece or nephew.... Language is mild, and it's very Indiana-Jonesy.
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
This is just a generally all-around fun movie that you could watch with your niece or nephew.... Language is mild, and it's very Indiana-Jonesy.
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
This is just a generally all-around fun movie that you could watch with your niece or nephew.... Language is mild, and it's very Indiana-Jonesy.
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
This is just a generally all-around fun movie that you could watch with your niece or nephew.... Language is mild, and it's very Indiana-Jonesy.
Damn, Kathleen Turner was hot back then...
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