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sj382zfe

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Gilded Newport Mysteries: Murder at the Breakers

Gilded Newport Mysteries: Murder at the Breakers

5.4
  • Aug 9, 2024
  • A Contemporary Poirot?

    This movie tried a lot of things that didn't really land with the viewers; however, the director and producer should be applauded for the artistic liberties that they took.

    The creme de la creme artistic liberty that the movie made, which totally paid off, was when they decided to have the reporter constantly emit an absurd amount of wind from his derrière. Every time he tried to talk to the main protagonist, he would release a toxic cloud of gas. Alas, he was unable to fess up to the faux pas until the very end of the movie when he finally was able to have a conversation with her and at the end of the conversation told her "I'm glad that we finally cleared the air". It was the most compelling subplot of the movie, but one that I think all viewers are glad they included!
    An Ice Palace Romance

    An Ice Palace Romance

    5.8
  • Dec 14, 2023
  • Masterpiece

    This movie wasn't exactly a cinematic masterpiece, but oh, the model of the new ultra-modern building at the architectural firm truly stole the show. The quaint town, in a desperate bid to revamp their cozy downtown, decided to go full dystopian. They commissioned a high-rise that was the epitome of bleak - a gray, windowless monolith that could easily be mistaken for a gigantic parking garage.

    The town planners, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the roof of this dreary edifice would be the town's new social hotspot. Because obviously, when you think of lively gatherings, a parking garage rooftop springs to mind.

    And then, as if this architectural wonder wasn't already a marvel, the planners added another 10 stories of 'residential space' above. These living quarters were so laughably small, residents could barely fit inside. One might stand there, sandwiched between the walls, staring out into the void, thinking, "Why do I live here? My 'apartment' can't even fit a bed, and I have to limbo dance just to get through the door."

    In this movie, the building model wasn't just a structure; it was a bold statement on the absurdity of modern urban planning, a tongue-in-cheek nod to the lengths we go to in the name of progress.
    Christmas on Mistletoe Farm

    Christmas on Mistletoe Farm

    4.5
  • Dec 14, 2022
  • Unique take on an old classic

    As you know from watching the previews, this movie is a re-imagining of the classic movie Some Like It Hot (the one with Marilyn Monroe). Unlike the original, this one took place on a farm rather than a train. And instead of it being really funny it was a mishmash of random, random (I mean random) randomness.

    The movie was a little predictable because I expected to have the movie be about boring farm life (the easy going life with animals and such) and so I was not at all surprised to see a village militia attacking investors with cow manure and raw meat.

    This movie is expected to win many awards at the Oscars this year, particularly in the category of "how to squeeze every minute out of a 90 minute movie". As you watch it, you constantly assume it's wrapping up, only to find out it's not even half way done! Impressive!

    Would I watch it again? That is a good ques... duh, yes I would!
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