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It had a budget of $18,000. That in itself gives you an idea of what to expect. The male teens look like they are in their 30's. The acting is so wooden the trees seem more animated. The lighting is terrible. I'm surprised people didn't sue it for eye strain. The only redeeming scene was seeing the Coca Cola machine in the restaurant. That's probably what cost the most in this film as I'm sure Coke didn't want their name associated with this turkey. It's so bad it's not even bad good. I wish I could get back the 85 minutes of my life that I wasted watching this crap.

This movie is a true joy to watch as much for the story as it is for the memories of Christmases past. Growing up in Montreal I remember fondly how our family looked forward to receiving the Eaton's Christmas catalogue and dreaming of making our Christmas list for Santa. Simpson's also produced a Christmas catalogue later to be called Simpson/Sears and then simply Sears. This movie and A Christmas Story are truly classic nostalgia. They bring back such wonderful childhood memories when life was simpler and the joy of Christmas filled the air. It is more than just sentimental but a part of our history. Enjoy them both!

This has to be one of the worst films I have ever seen. It mocks so many things I don't know where to begin. Samuel Jackson's imitation of 50 Cent is a good place to start. His sidekick's ode to Oscar Pistorius is another example of bad taste.

It mocks common sense, viewer intelligence, God, the Church, James Bond, good actors, good story telling and the list goes on and on.

I wish I could get back the two hours I wasted watching this piece of crap. The action makes no sense, the violence makes no sense, the whole story makes no sense. It is like an odyssey to nowhere.

With the amount of talent in this film I was expecting something spectacular and truly entertaining. What I got was a boring, stupid and totally ridiculous scenario that goes nowhere.