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Well, what can I say that hasn't already been said before. At least I can say that I laugh at anyone who said this movie will have an enormous cult following in the years to come. This story might as well have been written by a group of eight year old kids.

In short: A police unit is dispatched to a mining unit only to find hundreds of ghost possessed zombies in fancy KISS/Lordi outfits. Add some cheesy dialog, leather costumes, "Power Rangers"-alike action scenes and an incredible stupid plot twist, and hey, there's "Ghosts of Mars"!

I really wonder where they spent the production budget of $28.000.000 on. Carpenter really lost it this time.

What is listed on IMDb as an 'action', 'adventure' and 'horror' movie turned out to be one of the greatest comedies ever made. It starts with a bunch of scientists who are located on a remote research facility on Antarctica. Two of them are abducted by zombified German soldiers (who, by the way, are wearing gas masks in a place where the air is the cleanest in the world). Hell yeah!

After their disappearance their fellow scientists start searching for them. They find an entrance to the center of the world, this is the part where things really get crazy. From this point I started wondering what stuff this scriptwriter had been using, that must have been one crazy trip.

I cannot describe what happens next, but it has something to do with the following keywords: Nazi zombie scientists, Robocop Hitler with a laserbeam, flesh eating bacteria-bombs, a skinless scientist who cannot die, high-tech plasma space guns, crazy Nazi zombies raping some woman and a giant Nazi UFO.

Now take all these ingredients, put them in a blender and you've got your movie: Nazis at the Center of the Earth. Be warned, this movie comes with a high risk of wetting your pants due to terrible acting and the many 'German' one-liners.

Enjoy!