blackismylove

Well, knock off Dennis Leary does it again! Hmmm how to make content that appeals to a demograpic of people who are more interested in how they can be allowed to be as uncompromisingly rude as they want instead of doing any kind of work to be a halfway decent human in a social setting. Devoted fans will love his return to creating absurd, non realistic characters and presenting them as if they're the standard of what everyone has to deal with in order to make himself the victim and justify being a screaming lunatic. If you love the idea of listening to 2 hours of arguing and complaining devoid of any jokes that are actually funny, then boy do I have a treat for you!

Oh good, one of *these* kinds of movies. Nothing made sense. Nothing was explained. You'll hear excuses to justify this sort of thing such as, "How thought provoking! The symbolism!" No, that's just poor writing. There's a reason why this was a commercial flop and was booed at the world premiere screening. Audiences like closure. If I go to see a movie and invest somewhere in the neighborhood of two hours to sit down and watch something, I don't want to guest or have it left up to me to interpret what happened. That's the job of the filmmakers to relay. I'm not saying it's impossible to make successful films like that, but not everyone can be David Lynch. I like a well paced movie, but there was a lot of pointless filler and needlessly drawn out scenes to fluff the length of the movie. When you phone it in like this, audiences notice. The only reason I didn't give it one star was because it was actually beautifully shot with some very nice cinematography, but that wasn't going to save this. I feel bad that Scarlet decided that this was going to be the project where she goes fully nude on screen for the first time.