team-dave

An interesting dystopia where an alien species takes over human civilization rendering everything we do as meaningless. The the film pokes fun at our current lifestyles of watching streams and 'useless' jobs. The aliens have an answer for everything so most of human society is left to decay while a few lucky ones are invited to live with the aliens in their floating cities. The aliens find our Pop culture interesting and appear to be keeping us around as amusement. Not a lot happens in the movie and it meanders from scene to scene trying to make clever commentary about the stupidity of it all. The last five minutes are shot in the dark and completely pointless - seems like the makers hasn't written an ending.

Hours of boring sadness with Spall literally acting confused the entire length of the movie. Nothing happens at all. The brother he's looking for isn't anywhere and no-one wants to help him. The best scenes are at the beginning of the movie at the bank he works for.

I'm not sure what I'm going to write another 300 characters about. This movie is terrible.

What else to say? Benidorm looks to be a pretty horrible place, so if the intent was to make it a travel special for Spain, then it hasn't worked. There's an entire street with Union Jack flags in it - what?!

30 characters to go. The end credits are rolling now. How do movies like this get made?

Starts off with a bang and paces along as you get swept up with Caroline Edh and her fight with an unknown enemy in the cold. Halfway through though it loses its way when a moral dilemma splits Caroline's team and derails the mission. I enjoyed the scale of the task that they faced (skating miles and miles across a frozen sea to a distant island) but the all or nothing ending kind of ruined it. Great concept but unfortunately it limped along to the ending when we should really have been putting on a burst of speed to produce a victory.