Chipsmannen

When I first heard of the movie Cannibal Holocaust I though it was just another stupid disaster movie. Later on I suddenly heard good stuff about it (Friends, IMDb.com etc).

A guy told me that he cried of this movie because of it's grotesque violence and animal cruelty and another guy told me this movie stank and he said it was horrible and rash and he wish that he never saw it. It thought: Wow! This movie is worth risking your life for! I though of this as the real version of La Fin Absolude Du monde from Cigarette Burns.

In the beginning of the movie I got this good mood and the thoughts of this movie turning out to be a masterpiece of the 70's. Later on when I had spent time watching raping of women, molesting of people, animals getting molested, and not to forget the poor little pig getting kicked at and shot made me cry. It was just a total failure. The movie just wanted me too feel bad and sick I guess.

I'm giving it 4 out of 10 because it only made me realize that I should treasure the good things in this world.

I will start by how I found out of this movie. I talked to a friend at school who bought this movie cheap on a gas station. He said it was okay, but he really hated the ending. I just couldn't believe that an ending of a movie could be that a annoying. He nearly screamed till he turned red because of the ending. I will not spoil it, but the ending is just amazing. It makes this movie truly brilliant because it's no mainstream movie. Some people will say the ending sucks, but it doesn't. I can't believe why this movie has such a low rating. It should have been on the top list of IMDb.com.

The movie starts out quite good and I think the monsters of the movie was not very good CGI, but they looked awesome like tentacles and big ugly flies and spiders, quite inventive monsters. There were some gore effects I loved and the actors were good too. The movie is really realistic and I think if the world was attacked by monsters like that, the people would have reacted the same way. This movie is for the Hollywood-American-guff haters.

10/10, just amazing

I'm serious when I write this comment: Is this a horror movie or a comedy? I just can't figure that out. I was ready for som pure sick violence and gore which I did get, but besides that I saw a CD Cenobite, a Camera-man Cenobite and a cocktail Cenobite. Even a smoker cenobite and a metal pipe in his head cenobite. The camera-man cenobite even said hilarious things after killing people like: "That's a wrap" and "Ready for your close up". Even Pinhead started to use muscle power and yelled and growled like a dog. They killed Pinhead to say it in other words. And one scene you could se Jim Carrey appear in a coffee cup! It looked just like him! Surely it wasn't him, but... Jeez! I'm giving this movie 5 for two reasons: awesome killings and scenes that made me cry of laughter. Seriously, I cried! For all you "Pinhead is awesome and mysterious"-people out there: Do not watch this movie!