zombihntr
Joined Oct 2007
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I've gone cinematic dumpster-diving with the likes of W. A. V. E., Brain Damage and Pendulum often enough that I figured my days of having any singular "worst movie ever" were long gone, replaced with a tie of multiple films so awful that the notion of actually choosing between them is kind of ridiculous. This film may have proved me wrong.
While quality-wise this is just one more on the trash heap, it was far harder to sit through than anything I can remember. At least 8 days it took me to get through 75 excruciating minutes. Plus, it has the distinction of having the worst performance I've ever heard...the narrator. His line reads are so off-the-mark that any random 5 year old would've emoted better, just by accident. Three guesses how most of the "plot" is delivered in this film. Yikes.
One star is way too much but this site doesn't allow zeroes. Watching this would definitely change their minds on that policy.
And if this review should pique the interest of bad movie buffs, be warned. I love terrible movies but 'Class of Nuke 'em High 2' this is not. None of this is fun, none of this is funny. It's simply an endurance test and I'd rather spend an entire day in the waiting room of the DMV than subject myself to it again.
While quality-wise this is just one more on the trash heap, it was far harder to sit through than anything I can remember. At least 8 days it took me to get through 75 excruciating minutes. Plus, it has the distinction of having the worst performance I've ever heard...the narrator. His line reads are so off-the-mark that any random 5 year old would've emoted better, just by accident. Three guesses how most of the "plot" is delivered in this film. Yikes.
One star is way too much but this site doesn't allow zeroes. Watching this would definitely change their minds on that policy.
And if this review should pique the interest of bad movie buffs, be warned. I love terrible movies but 'Class of Nuke 'em High 2' this is not. None of this is fun, none of this is funny. It's simply an endurance test and I'd rather spend an entire day in the waiting room of the DMV than subject myself to it again.
British TV movie, made by Hammer Films for their second series "Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense", does a good job slowly building up the characters' fear without making it feel like things are moving at a snail's pace. Nearly all of its 70 minute run time is spent on the characters attempting various methods of escape and theorizing on who (or what) has trapped them and why.
Other occurrences soon indicate their predicament is even stranger than it appears, such as a mysterious slime oozing into one area of the house, characters suddenly losing feeling/use of a limb for no apparent reason, and total memory loss of major life events.
Always the pessimist, I fully expected the coda to all this to drop the ball. All I'll say is that it definitely does not. If you want to see something a little different and actually driven by its story (something increasingly rare) this is well worth checking out and a perfect example of how horror can best utilize the made-for-TV format.
Other occurrences soon indicate their predicament is even stranger than it appears, such as a mysterious slime oozing into one area of the house, characters suddenly losing feeling/use of a limb for no apparent reason, and total memory loss of major life events.
Always the pessimist, I fully expected the coda to all this to drop the ball. All I'll say is that it definitely does not. If you want to see something a little different and actually driven by its story (something increasingly rare) this is well worth checking out and a perfect example of how horror can best utilize the made-for-TV format.
