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TheseusKhan

Joined Oct 2007
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TheseusKhan's rating
Death Race 2050
3.710
Death Race 2050
Stan Against Evil
7.310
Stan Against Evil
The Ghastly Love of Johnny X
5.64
The Ghastly Love of Johnny X
Vikings
8.510
Vikings
Riddick
6.410
Riddick
V for Vendetta
8.110
V for Vendetta
The Last Stand
6.310
The Last Stand
John Dies at the End
6.310
John Dies at the End
The Transporter
6.410
The Transporter
You're So Hot: Part Deux with Dave Franco & Chris Mintz-Plasse
6.310
You're So Hot: Part Deux with Dave Franco & Chris Mintz-Plasse
Safe
6.510
Safe
The Expendables 2
6.69
The Expendables 2
Mary Shelley's Frankenhole
7.110
Mary Shelley's Frankenhole
Maly Sherrey's Hyralius! Mutant Monster!!
6.810
Maly Sherrey's Hyralius! Mutant Monster!!
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
5.310
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Puss in Boots
6.69
Puss in Boots
Sherlock
9.010
Sherlock
Immortals
6.06
Immortals
Equilibrium
7.310
Equilibrium
Battlefield 3
8.110
Battlefield 3
A Night at the Roxbury
6.210
A Night at the Roxbury
Johnny English Reborn
6.310
Johnny English Reborn
Medal of Honor
7.210
Medal of Honor
TMNT
6.29
TMNT
Korgoth of Barbaria
8.310
Korgoth of Barbaria

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Stan Against Evil

Stan Against Evil

7.3
10
  • Nov 1, 2016
  • Evil Dead Is Really Back

    Sadly i found that the evil series just did not cut up to what the original trilogy gave to this world. ASH Vs the Book of pure evil was also fun but short lived. Thankfully someone somewhere came up with Stan.

    Staring that epic dude from scrubs and a nice level of zombie animation it seems this series has the right recipe to continue on wards. Its like Batman was just a prequel to make superman epic, then crash and burn sadly on the last 2 films thanks to Ben Afflick Or how harry potter was just a prequel to Swiss army man. Scrubs has set us up to love Stan without any need of a decent back story, now armed with a checkered Bruce Campbell shirt and a decent set of one liners he must battle once again the dead. Or just save peoples lives, like he did before really.

    Basically to put this very bluntly, watch this and try to support this series best you can. At the moment the world of TV has become down to Westworld and GOT, and GOT is just a 1 hour drama with patches of BLood. Vikings was alright until it turned into star wars on the last episode. (im very blunt) (really) , Then what do we have. Marvel line up of superhero wannabes wearing latex going out on Friday nights. TV needs this injection, Need it now for the love of all things Rick and Morty.

    Enjoy
    Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    5.3
    10
  • Jan 29, 2012
  • Sooooooooooo Funny

    Lets put things in perspective, i love Filmography, I love comedy, I love Dr Who. Put all that to one side i bloody love this film. Its brilliant, side splitting brilliant. Now admittedly not many people will be able to see this kind of humour as funny. Think more Zoolander, Joes apartment, Freddy got Fingured humor.

    I was going into this with doubt, i cannot say I've ever been to compelled to watch the full season of Tim and Eric. The film however outdoes itself. Laugh factor is outrageous. Most films leave on their funniest joke. Tim and Eric starts with it and then gets funnier threw out. If you watch this entire film and there is something you Don't chuckle at, well something is defiantly wrong with your funny drive.

    This might not be a family film, however it will go down in stoner history im sure, hell i haven't been high for 6 months now and this is a jolly good laugh. Not to mention the comedy's out atm are so dam dran. Only this , The Muppets and that Stiffler is a hockey player one to look forward to.

    If you enjoy comedy's, please do watch this film. You will not regret. However do not take anything seriously in this, it really does go there and beyond. This film has become one for my books and they are pretty hard books to get into. Night at the Roxbury legendary status on this puppy.

    I am defiantly re-watching this when i get smoke in again. My bro says the Stiffler one is meant to be damn good, The Muppets we in the UK had to wait for. Meh, =) Very random review like this film=D Enjoy
    Immortals

    Immortals

    6.0
    6
  • Jan 13, 2012
  • £D Has ruined yet another

    This film i was really looking forward to, more then most. Personally i like the story of Theseus, I am pretty much the first NET Theseus, i then had to move as time went on to newer ways to combat the name surge that went on with Greek names over the years. Clue wise think a king of epics and ruler of lands deprived from Theseus and you have my current EA identity. O to much info

    Anyway lets get onto the film.

    Action is epic, Combat is epic, Everything else seems so very poor

    Why? Cus it was made for 3D. Directors need to learn its just a dam gimmick, thats it nothing more. So many bad films are coming back out in 3D why Cu's its apparently a new format that hasn't been around for 10 years in Disney land. Apparently its amazing.

    Bull i say, Bulls head IMF as i can't really resort to swearing in my reviews. Get the pun tho=D. Filmography wise this film sucks. No attention payed to anything, instead all priority's set to how they can make a scene look better in 3D. Please just take a massive dive into a never ending pit 3D. You are ruining films left right and centre.

    300 - 2D. - Amazing Dark Knight Rises - 2D. - Going to be amazing

    Filmography is everything in a film. If you can't do it , don't make lame excuses for it with new camera's. Its one massive gimmick anyway , i seem to remember Duke Nukem 3D now that was amazing. True 3D to , real story bro.

    Sort it out already directors because you are flooding our cinema's with epic crap just because you have a new toy to play with. Idiots sitting in there chairs with massive glasses on, the cinema reaction camera watchers must of got really bored and decided that we must flood the world with crap.

    Anyway go to see this film, In future however ditch your 3D ticket and help bring this stupidity to a end already. Heres a Pro tip tho, "Drive 2011" beats this film hands down

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    Theseuskhan
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